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Wretchen

20 F South Hadley, MA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 19–25
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:26am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hiya. My name is Bridie and I am ridiculous. Mostly I like to pet dogs and go to thrift stores. I'm an angry intersectional feminist who wears a hell of a lot of lipstick and is extraordinarily loud. I like Nintendo, cartoons, Jane Austen, and baking.

IF I DON'T RESPOND TO YOUR "Hi, how's it going?" MESSAGE IT'S NOT NECESSARILY BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU BUT BECAUSE I HAVE NO RESPONSE TO THAT I AM SORRY
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in my junior year at Mount Holyoke! Anthropology and Gender Studies are my jams that turned into majors. I have a fashion blog which has led to me thinking, writing and engaging with other incredibly smart people about gender, women, class, fashion, body politics and feminism. It's actually really cool and important to me, if somewhat embarrassing to talk about. There is no graceful way to admit that I'm mildly famous on the internet but at least that's out of the way. Other things that take up my time include working at a bird rescue and adoption center when in Illinois and wishing I was there when in Massachusetts.

Also, setting MRAs aflame with Allisyn and CeramicGoose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
baking cookies, looking cute, arguing, and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile.
And by that I mean, I'm aggressively nice, and I aggressively smile at everyone, even though it probably makes them a little bit uncomfortable. If you want to escape, avoid eye contact and run the other way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
SOME BOOKS: Good Omens, Discworld, Harry Potter, Leviathan, Knight and Rogue, Nightrunner, Parasol Protectorate, Jane Austen, Pretty Much ALL the Neil Gaiman, A. Lee Martinez, Terry Pratchett, and Patricia C. Wrede. I'm just now starting to get into Charles De Lint, but I can't decide if I like him. Total sucker for well-written fantasy YA. Recommend me authors! I like clever books, funny books, stories that have been done before, and stories that haven't been done quite so much before.

SOME MOVIES: The Princess Bride, Howl's Moving Castle, Castle In the Sky, Spirited Away (Let's just go with most of Miyazaki's work), The Road to El Dorado (oh god the emotions), Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, The Lion King, The Princess and the Frog, How to Train Your Dragon, Tangled, Brave, Despicable Me (OK um I like animated movies in case you were confused um ok), all them John Hughes movies (some rank higher than others), and BBC Masterpiece Theater. Sometimes.

SOME SHOWS: Daria, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Korra, Firefly, Adventure Time, Arrested Development, Good Eats, The Middle, Say Yes to the Dress (no shame), Due South, Pushing Daisies, Twin Peaks, Parks and Recreation, Sailor Moon and all that follows, fukken Oran High School Host Club, Dead Like Me, weirdly into Bob's Burger's (shits clever AND gets points for wonderful and active female characters), Steven Universe, The Middle

SOME TUNES: Mumford and Sons, The Weepies, Bright Eyes, The Beatles, BNL, Regina Spektor, Dessa, Mika, SJ Tucker, Metric, The Avett Brothers, Jake Klar (dang I am into this man's music, look him up), QUEEN, Wild Child, Anais Mitchell, Fleetwood Mac, Fleet Foxes, Kate Rusby, The Weepies. Um, other things. I love music a lot (but I am not one of those admirable people who knows things about music). I love new music a lot. Right now I'm really into bluegrass. Recommend me Bluegrass. Especially feminist bluegrass, that's something I need to find.

SOME FOOD: ANYTHING SWEET (and I like to make it myself!), Otherwise, I have a diet composed of pasta, falafel, cheese, hummus, very specific vegetables and rice. But I like to try new things! Just not things with any dead animal in them.

VIDYA GAMES: Honestly I'm into a very small assortment. Realize that now. I have emotions about Mario, but I mostly like the old platformers. The Pokemon game series is a little bit my life, please someone buy me a 3DS so I can catch up. I dig Dragon Age. That's an understatement. Dragon Age is my world. Currently I'm trying to find more story-rich RPG type games that rely heavily on character interaction but also feature actually great characters. If you know of games that are as heckin great as Dragon Age in that respect, let me know. It's a tall order.

ALSO, I like a couple of podcasts: The Red Panda! (Just getting into this junk.) Welcome to Night Vale (it's immensely popular FOR A REASON, LISTEN TO IT) and This American Life (because I'm a nerd and not even in the cool way).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Falafel
2. Small, soft animals
3. Public transportation
4. Super Mario Bros 3
5. Naps
6. Blood of Mine Enemies Red Matte Lip Creme
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
alpacas and angry feminism mostly
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have no typical Friday night because I don't have it together as an adult
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've seen High School Musical more than once. Willingly. As an adult. I'm also ready to write a paper on its queer, Marxist message.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-Well you should because I am genuinely shy.

-You're interested in making a very, very serious pillow fort

-You're OK with me using you for video games.

-You aren't going to disappoint me. I am an unabashedly fat girl. I wear a women's size 14/16 and I like my body. It makes me sad that I have to say this, but I am hoping it will cut back on the horrifically sexual messages. I am OK with my body being the way it is. I am not trying to change it. Don't message me with comments on my body, be they creepy, half-assed compliments or equally half-assed insults. If you think you can comply with that, carry on. Remember to keep your limbs and extraneous opinions in the vehicle at all times.

-You'll let me pet your dog.

-Maybe you want to get a hot beverage together?