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30 Long Island City, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:10am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Judaism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
People say I talk a lot.

I'm working on that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend most of my time watching sports, watching movies or complaining about the Republican Party. I'm getting paid for one of those things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bar trivia. Seriously, if you need a nerd to help win you a free dinner, I might be the guy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know a lot of useless information.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've mostly been reading non-fiction over the last few years, but my two favorite books are The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Catch-22. I was also into Shakespeare when I was younger.

I know The Big Lebowski and Jurassic Park better than most people would admit to.

I was basically raised by The Simpsons. And my parents. I also love Seinfeld, but these days my favorite shows are Archer, Homeland, The Daily Show, The Americans and Mad Men.

I like pretty much everything except country, but nothing beats The Beatles.

Is it unhealthy for you? Probably that then.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-- The New York Giants
-- My iPod
-- 24-hour mass transit
-- DVR
-- A frisbee
-- My passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When to book my next plane flight and where it's taking me to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting drinks or dinner or seeing a movie with friends. You know, like all the kids do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a Mets fan. Choosing to root for them might be the darkest decision I've ever made. Or at least the least rewarding.
You should message me if
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"You want to!" -- 85% of people on this website.

I'm not necessarily expecting to walk down the aisle with the next person I meet on here or in the real world -- that doesn't seem too rational -- but dating has gone from exciting to oppressive in the last few years. I had my bachelor period. It was fun. It's over now. I'm not one to jump into anything too quickly, but if I find the right person I'm ready to leave the rat race.

Seriously, though. Don't be shy. My mom says I'm a pretty decent guy. You might, too.