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WritesLikeTwain

55 M Duxbury, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm tall, confident and funny. I'm also silly and fun to be around. I'm full of energy and happy with life, and I don't sweat the small stuff anymore. One of my jobs is that I write satire and humor and I actually get paid for doing it! So I can be something of a goof. I'm happy with who I've become, and who I'm still becoming, and I wouldn't want to be anyone else -- except maybe Brad Pitt when Angelina's in heat. I'm very active and healthy, strong and fit and I take pretty good care of myself. My personality is very outgoing and I can talk to anyone, and I truly like people, most of them anyway. I'm fortunate to have reached a point in my life where I can start giving back to the world and I am very active in a local community charity which I strongly believe in. Politically, I'm fairly liberal and my conservative friends call me a 'bleeding heart' which may or may not be true, and I don't care if it is or isn't. I'm blessed with a flexible and creative mind that never seems to bog down and I recognize that my opinions and beliefs are constantly evolving, usually for the better. Now that my child-raising days are behind me my focus is to continue improving myself and the world one baby step at a time, for however much time I have left.

"When kindness falls like rain, it washes me away." Just being on a site like this one means we're all optimists believing in the potential of a better personal future. Best of luck to you all !
What I’m doing with my life
Learning to flinch.
I’m really good at
Smiling, cooking, writing, beating up conservatives, sleeping, running backwards, telling time, holding hands, opening wine bottles, making paper airplanes, eating, telling the truth, painting toenails, tanning, being faithful, smelling flowers, making coffee, sharpening pencils, swatting flies, spotting tipos, and blowing up balloons.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, of course. And I tend to do that a lot!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm an avid reader and I enjoy everything from history to the classics, which I'm currently devouring. I just finished Jack London's "Call of the Wild" and "White Fang" and I'm still blown away by them. I love comedies and my favorites are Sienfeld, Larry David, Two and a Half Knuckleheads... I still like the old Andy Griffith Show reruns. I want to live in Mayberry and have a girlfriend just like Helen Crump. But I guess I'll stay in Duxbury. Are there any Helen Crumps out there?
The six things I could never do without
My reading glasses! Ice cubes! Shoes! The friends and family I'm blessed to have.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What makes a joke funny to one person and an insult to another. My work is published in a major magazine and the diversity of feedback occasionally confuses me. I think that as a society we've become too sensitive, too serious, and along the way we've forgotten that we are supposed to be having fun with each other. Life is meant to be fun and playful. We are loving, playful, creative creatures lucky to have been born in a part of the world where we are free to be happy. Says so right in the United States Constitution!

I'm also thinking, today anyway, that it may not be a good idea to outlive an enemy. My concern is that he'll get into heaven and start trash-talking me so that when I finally do get past The Gate nobody will want to know me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cruising around on my motorcycle or tiny sportscar with no real destination in mind, happy just knowing that I'm always where I'm supposed to be. If I'm fortunate enough to have companionship that evening, the bike stays parked and the cocktails start flying!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I occasionally enjoy a chick flick. Please don't tell anyone.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 43–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You want to. But please, no serial daters. I've had enough of them. You know who you are. I'm looking for a real girlfriend.