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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 2
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Buddhism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Zen-hippy-cowboy(and indian)-bohemian-nerd. I don't feel like I belong in any boxes. So I'll just take them all!

Practical note. I am a "man". But I feel like the gender system I was raised in is no longer as beneficial as it is superficial. And I don't really think that adding more labels to genders makes them more inclusive as much as it makes them exclusive. Humans only exist because they are capable of reproducing together. So its not possible for a gender to exist without the existence of "other" genders. So it's superfluous to identify genders except as a means of reproduction and possibly attraction.

I also feel like demisexual is an imprecise term for me as well but its the closest thing to what I am aiming for (other). Sex with men is a pretty unenticing idea for me. But I am not opposed to physical affection with men. Just not sexual affection. No attraction. And I am really not interested in having sex with someone I don't feel connected to intellectually or emotionally.

I only have experience in monogamous relationships. And most people my age seem barely emotionally mature enough for that. But I am not opposed to non-monogamous relationship models with the right people.

My favorite ways I have been described by others include "A real life care-bear" and "Adorable man child". I've been told I am honorable, kind, intelligent, loyal, and funny.

I feel like my sense of humor is my greatest asset. Most of the time I just have a great sense of levity and I feel like I can talk about anything. I can joke about anything, but I am sincere and compassionate enough to recognize when to not joke about something.

I would also like to add that I don't need anything from you. I don't expect anything from you. So please don't take anything I say too seriously. I am just a curious playful person. And I don't mean to harm anyone or anything!
What I’m doing with my life
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Self-employed. Making motorcycle noises while I ride my bicycle. Blowing kisses to strangers while on my bicycle. Riding in a straight line, while on my bicycle. Trying not to take any experience for granted. Reading. Cooking. Doing dishes. Teaching myself things on guitar. Racing my go-kart I built. Meditating. Flossin' brushin' but not surely not fussin'
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lovable buffoonery. Being expressive and energetic. Making people smile. I can be very introspective but I think that most of that gets worked out in meditation.

I speak fluent Muppetish. Mostly the Swedish Chef dialect. And my Animal is... well... Spot on.

I have been told I give really good hugs :3. Like... the best hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. It's long. And it might be prettier than yours.

I have kind of a weird head. I was born with kind of a fucked up jaw. And in the 3rd grade I got hit in the face with a golf club. There was literally a small hole in my face before they sowed my cheek up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I hate doing this. I feel like all this stuff is so fluid and transient from moment to moment. I really have a great respect for a lot of different mediums and styles.

B- Dune, Tom Robbins, Watchmen, 1491, Harry Potter, books on spirituality and meditation. Currently reading A Game of Thrones, A Year to Live, and a Jiddu Krishnamurti daily reader.

M- Tampopo, Fargo, Patch Adams, Good Morning Vietnam, most sci-fi. Anything that can make me laugh historically and weep within the same hour is awesome.

S- Don't have cable. Have binge watched BSG, GoT, Vikings, Boardwalk Empire. 3rd Rock From the Sun seriously influenced me as a child.

M- Old Country, some punk, some metal, classical, classic rock, tribal. Little Dragon, Wardruna, George Harrison, Glass Animals, Foals, Man Man, Nirvana, Hank Williams, James Brown, Robert Dylan, m83, Marvin Gaye (if you wanna go on car rides with me and listen to me sing some M.G. with all my heart and soul we will probably get along). I pretty much love everything that makes me want to move, beat my chest, or yell.

F- Cooking a lot for myself lately. Pretty good at cooking a few dishes. I can do recipes but I really love just buying ingredients and seeing what I can do with them, chopped style. Eating out I like to get sushi, pizza, hot pot, pho, food cart food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am addicted to coffee. Also, Pooping. I'd hate to imagine what kind explosive death might come about if I stop pooping. The ability to count to 6 and not give a fuck.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How this space is woefully inadequate at portraying who I am as a person. And probably woefully inadequate at describing you.

Whether or not I am Buddhist or if I am just an agnostic that practices Buddhism. Both.

Do people really want to be good? Like not inherently good or bad. But in almost every moment do people realize the action or inaction that effects the world around them. And how I can be more cognizant of myself in that respect. Because that's the only thing I can control. My actions.

Why okcupid got rid of my "Most private thing I am willing to admit" section. The world needs to know that I shampoo my armpits god damnit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding my bike, reading, or watching a movie.
You should message me if
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You jive (turkey).

You frolic.

You want to form a city wide park hide and go seek association.

You are looking for someone to talk to and cuddle with. I need more cuddles in my life.

You treasure small experiences.

You like casual coffee/tea and walks in the park as a first experience meeting someone.

I think this is also a good place to add that I am looking for a partner, but I fully understand that that kind of relationship is one of progress and has to start as something casual. I just want to get out there and break some eggs. I want an equal who is excited to learn things alongside me.

If these things resonated with you or you just want someone to talk to for a bit, please message me!

Either way. Cool runnings!