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Wrongspeedy

25 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Transportation
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Howdy I am Jared. I boulder, read, dance, play computer and board games. I listen to a lot of music. Really enjoy going on walks with people in the evening whilst discussing events in our lives. I like exercising a few times a week. I play a little guitar (self taught) and goof around on the accordion. I also has a puppy named Penny Lane. But she splits time with me and my grandmother. She is a two Christmas dog.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, trying to have fun, working on being a better communicator, trying to keep my mind and body in good shape, making new friends, getting out of my comfort zone (sometimes).
I’m really good at
Lovable buffoonery. I feel like I am pretty easy going and I like to make people laugh. Making people laugh is really probably the most important part of my personality. I don't feel like the best judge of my own character or ability though. So I guess you will have to show some initiative to want to get to know me and find out for yourself. Also! I can move obstacles with my mind, if I use my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
My green eyes and my long flowing locks, though I have a Ragnar Lothbrok haircut right now so they probably notice that and my tattoo in Farsi. Also maybe I am laughing loudly in public or making a doofus of myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- All teh Tom Robbins but Jitterbug Perfume is my favorite. I like all kinds of stuff. Mostly fiction. Though right now I am reading 1491 and probably the Immortal Life of Henrietta Lax after that.

Movies- Ikiru, Good Morning Vietnam, The Great Escape, Galaxy Quest. Anything that makes me laugh and cry in the same hour is pretty amazing. Right now I am watching a lot of Akira Kurosawa.

Shows- Lately I have been watching Vikings, The Walking Dead, and Cosmos. I watch shows on youtube sometimes mostly just Alan Watts and Jiddu Krishnamurti though.

Music- Pretty much everything. Except some of the crap people make just to put green paper in their pockets.

I listen to a lot of Stand-Up. I like going to see Stand-Up. I like rigid sentences. Stop slouching.

Podcasts- Stuff You Should Know, Sklarbro Country, Startalk, Alan Watts.

Food- All teh foods!
The six things I could never do without
Pajamas, Water, Good Food, Internet, Music, Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How this space is woefully inadequate at portraying who I am as a person. Thinking about what kind of job I would like to get into that might satisfy me more than financially. I also think about the car in front of me a fair bit because I drive a lot. Spirituality. Friendships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends or watching a movie from Movie Madness with one of my roommates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have Stewie Griffin, Scooby Doo, TMNT, and Grinch pajamas. Also one pair of plain pajamas.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're really interested in getting to know someone else. I feel like men are expected to send the first message and show more interest on this website and I find it kind of disturbing.

Serious kudos to any ladies out there who aren't afraid to show interest in a man.