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26 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:09pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Zen hippy-nerd. Grew up in a little town outside of Portland named after the oldest inhabited city in the world.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently self-employed with a delivery business, talking about feelings and stuff, trying to keep my mind and body in good shape, making new friends, getting out of my comfort zone (sometimes).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lovable buffoonery. Making weird voices. I feel like I am pretty easy going and I like to make people laugh. Making people laugh and smile is probably my most favorite thing in the whole world, that and chocolate with ginger in it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I get compliments on my hair and eyes pretty often. Also maybe I am laughing loudly in public while making a doofus of myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- All teh Tom Robbins but Jitterbug Perfume is my favorite. Jiddu Krishanmurti books. Lately I have been juggling 2-3 books at a time. Metaphorically. I can't actually juggle.

Well maybe just two books.

Movies- I don't live far from movie madness so I rent a movie or movies every three days. I like all kinds of movies. New goofy ones and old black and white foreign ones.

Shows- Vikings, The Walking Dead, True Detective, and Cosmos

Music- Pretty much everything at this point.

I listen to a fair bit of Stand-Up. I like going to see Stand-Up. I like rigid sentences. Stop slouching.

Podcasts- Stuff You Should Know, Sklarbro Country, Startalk, Alan Watts.

Food- All teh foods!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, friends, family, beautiful scenery. And I might as well admit it at this point. I am addicted to coffee. And I am kind of a coffee snob.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How this space is woefully inadequate at portraying who I am as a person. Thinking about what kind of job I would like to get into that might satisfy me more than financially. I also think about the car in front of me a fair bit because I drive a lot.

Spirituality. Being agnostic.


I spend a lot of time being mindful of my behavior towards others and then determining if I acted skillfully or according to certain principles. And then confusing myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding my bike after work. Hanging out with friends or watching a movie from Movie Madness. Possibly just reading and meditating. I have been going to Guardian Games lately to play L5r.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have Stewie Griffin, Scooby Doo, TMNT, and Grinch pajamas. Also one pair of plain pajamas.
You should message me if
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You don't take yourself too damn seriously. I like to joke and laugh and make funny voices and faces. So it would behoove you to like those things as well. Or at least be able to have a real conversation without getting offended every other minute.