Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Zen-hippy-cowboy(and indian)-bohemian-nerd. Beatnik square-dancing
on a marbled-rye floor. The heads and the tails. The front and the
back. The wright and the wrong. I can make you laugh but only if
you promise to cry. A spherical mirror that only understands itself
once you enter the room.
I figure those words fit me pretty well. My favorite ways I have
been described by others include "A real life care-bear" and
"Adorable man child". Love to make people laugh and smile.
I would also like to add that I don't need anything from you. I
don't expect anything from you. I have been told that I have a
"lightness" to the way I interact with people. I've taken that to
mean levity. So please don't take anything I say too seriously. I
am just a curious playful person. And I don't mean to harm anyone
I am also a human bean.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Self-employed. Being a doof in public. Trying not to take any
experience for granted.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I speak fluent Muppetish. Mostly the Swedish Chef dialect. And my
Animal is... well... Spot on.
I have been told I give really good hugs :3. Like... the best hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes and my hair. At least those are the things that get
comments the most. Oh I also get "nice shirt" a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Tom Robbins. Jiddu Krishanmurti. Dune. Lately I have been
juggling 2-3 books at a time. I can't actually juggle.
Well maybe just two books. Is that even juggling? (If you use one
hand then "Yes!" It is indeed juggling)
Movies- I rent a lot of movies from movie madness. The list is long
Shows- Vikings, The Walking Dead, True Detective, BSG, GoT. I don't
have cable I just rent things.
Music- Hmmmm. Almost everything.
I have listened to a fair bit of Stand-Up. Bill Hicks, Steven
Wright, Mitch Hedburg, Maria BAMFord, Mike Birbiglia, Steve Martin,
Bill Burr, Sklar Brothers, Greg Giraldo, Patton Oswalt, Brian
Podcasts- Stuff You Should Know & WTF With Marc Maron.
Food- Laughing, food, and good company are the most important
things to me. I like to eat sushi. And I cook a lot of vegetables
for myself. Currently dairy free-ish. Sometimes I break down.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am addicted to coffee. And I am kind of a coffee snob. Also,
Pooping. I'd hate to imagine what kind explosive death might come
about if I stop pooping. The ability to count and not give a fuck.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How this space is woefully inadequate at portraying who I am as a
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding my bike after work. Playing L5R a collectable card game.
Possibly just reading or watching a movie.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You jive (turkey).
You treasure small experiences. Like the feeling of euphoria you
get from having a piece of pie in your mouth. Tasting every flavor
you can. Then rinsing it down with a smidge of black coffee.
You like casual coffee/tea and walks in the park as a first
experience meeting someone.
You wanna ride bikes.
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