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Wrongspeedy

26 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Transportation
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Howdy! I boulder, read, dance, play computer and board games, listen to a lot of music, ride a bicycle sometimes. Really enjoy going on walks sometimes; alone and with company. I like exercising a few times a week. I play a little guitar (self taught) and goof around on the accordion. I also has a dooug named Penny Lane. But she splits time with me and my grandmother. She is a two Christmas dog. And I am an absentee father.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently self-employed with a delivery business, talking about feelings and stuff, trying to keep my mind and body in good shape, making new friends, getting out of my comfort zone (sometimes).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lovable buffoonery. Making weird voices. I feel like I am pretty easy going and I like to make people laugh. Making people laugh is really probably the most important part of my personality. I can move obstacles with my mind, if I use my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get compliments on my eyes pretty often. A lot of people stare at my hair right now. Also maybe I am laughing loudly in public while making a doofus of myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- All teh Tom Robbins but Jitterbug Perfume is my favorite. I like all kinds of stuff. Mostly fiction. Though right now I am reading 1491 and probably the Immortal Life of Henrietta Lax after that.

Movies- Ikiru, The Bad Sleep Well, Good Morning Vietnam, The Great Escape, Galaxy Quest. Anything that makes me laugh and cry in the same hour is pretty amazing. Right now I am watching a lot of Akira Kurosawa.

Shows- Lately I have been watching Vikings, The Walking Dead, and Cosmos. I watch shows on youtube sometimes mostly just Alan Watts and Jiddu Krishnamurti though.

Music- Pretty much everything at this point.

I listen to a fair bit of Stand-Up. I like going to see Stand-Up. I like rigid sentences. Stop slouching.

Podcasts- Stuff You Should Know, Sklarbro Country, Startalk, Alan Watts.

Food- All teh foods!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, friends, family, beautiful scenery.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How this space is woefully inadequate at portraying who I am as a person. Thinking about what kind of job I would like to get into that might satisfy me more than financially. I also think about the car in front of me a fair bit because I drive a lot. Spirituality. Friendships.

I spend a lot of time being mindful of my behavior towards others and then determining if I acted skillfully or according to certain principles. And then confusing myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends or watching a movie from Movie Madness with one of my housemates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have Stewie Griffin, Scooby Doo, TMNT, and Grinch pajamas. Also one pair of plain pajamas.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're really interested in getting to know someone else. And if you don't take yourself too seriously. I like to joke and laugh and make funny voices and faces. So it would behoove you to like those things as well.