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Wrongspeedy

26 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Transportation
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Zen hippy-nerd. I figure those three words fit me pretty well. And the rest of the profile is really a summary of sorts. My favorite ways I have been described by others "A real life care-bear" and "Adorable man child". Love to make people laugh and smile.

I would also like to add that I don't need anything from you. I don't expect anything from you. But I have been told that I have a "lightness" to the way I interact with people. I have taken that to mean levity. So please don't take anything I say too personal or seriously. I am just a curious playful person. And I don't mean to harm anyone or anything!

I am also a human.
What I’m doing with my life
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Self-employed. Meditating. Going back to school. Trying to do some comedy bits. Biking, climbing, running.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lovable buffoonery. Making weird voices. I feel like I am pretty easy going and I like to make people laugh. Making people laugh and smile is my most favorite thing.

I started racing flat track dirt karts with motorcycle engines when I was 10. And I drive for a living. So I am better at driving than you (that sounded like a challenge because it was! Lets go race karts!). But I also take driving very seriously, because its dangerous... Duh.

I make super good popcorn with coconut oil instead of butter and of course the Portland staple nutritional yeast. Part of this skill also includes binge watching tv shows and watching all the movies from movie madness.

Tuvan throat singing. Though this skill also falls under "making weird voices"
The first things people usually notice about me
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My green eyes and my hair. Also maybe I am laughing loudly in public while making a doofus of myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- All the Tom Robbins. Jitterbug Perfume is my favorite. Jiddu Krishanmurti books. Lately I have been juggling 2-3 books at a time. Metaphorically. I can't actually juggle.

Well maybe just two books. Is that even juggling?

Movies- Tampopo, The Bad Sleep Well, Breaking Away, 7 Samurai, Ikiru, Wreck it Ralph, Interstellar, Good Morning Vietnam, The Great Escape, Stuart Smalley Saves His Family (the book too), A Knights Tale, and a lot more movies that I am not thinking of right now

Shows- Vikings, The Walking Dead, True Detective, and Boardwalk Empire.

Music- Hmmmm. Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Metallica, Pantera, Marvin Gaye, Ledisi, Little Dragon, Magnetic Zeros, Tupac, Murs, Alice Cooper, Alt-J, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Belle Brigade, First Aid Kit, Blouse, Blue Sky Black Death, Bonobo, Bob Dylan, Buck Owens, Hank Williams Jr, Cake, Chuck Berry, Citizen Cope, Clean Bandit, Colin Hay, Crystal Fighters, Daft Punk, Danananananaykroyd, Daughter, David Bowie, Devendra Banhart, Die Antwoord, The Dodo's, Dom, Dwight Yoakam, M83, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles... I could keep going but the point is I like it. All of it. Listen to classical music as well. Currently the "Interstellar" soundtrack is getting a lot of play.

I listen to a fair bit of Stand-Up. I like going to see Stand-Up. Stop slouching, you know you were! Bill Hicks, Steven Wright, Mitch Hedburg, Maria Bamford, Mike Birbiglia, Steve Martin, Bill Burr, Sklar Brothers, Greg Giraldo, Patton Oswalt, Brian Regan.

Podcasts- Stuff You Should Know, Sklarbro Country, Startalk, Alan Watts, WTF With Marc Maron.

Food- All the foods! Seriously. Laughing, food, and good company are the most important things to me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, friends, family, beautiful scenery. And I might as well admit it at this point. I am addicted to coffee. And I am kind of a coffee snob. Oblique Coffee Roasters fo life!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How this space is woefully inadequate at portraying who I am as a person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding my bike after work. Hanging out with friends watching a movie or playing some kind of tabletop game. Possibly just reading or meditating.
You should message me if
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You don't take yourself too damn seriously.

You liked my profile.

You wanna take your dog for a walk with my dog.

You wanna go for a walk sans-dogs.

You joined this site so you could go on some dates.