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Wrongspeedy

26 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Transportation
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Zen-hippy-cowboy(and indian)-bohemian-nerd. Beatnik square-dancing on a marbled-rye floor. The heads and the tails. The front and the back. The wright and the wrong. I can make you laugh but only if you promise to cry. A spherical mirror that only understands itself once you enter the room.

I figure those words fit me pretty well. My favorite ways I have been described by others include "A real life care-bear" and "Adorable man child". Love to make people laugh and smile.

I would also like to add that I don't need anything from you. I don't expect anything from you. I have been told that I have a "lightness" to the way I interact with people. I've taken that to mean levity. So please don't take anything I say too seriously. I am just a curious playful person. And I don't mean to harm anyone or anything!

I am also a human bean.
What I’m doing with my life
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Self-employed. Being a doof in public. Trying not to take any experience for granted.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lovable buffoonery.

I speak fluent Muppetish. Mostly the Swedish Chef dialect. And my Animal is... well... Spot on.

I have been told I give really good hugs :3. Like... the best hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes and my hair. At least those are the things that get comments the most. Oh I also get "nice shirt" a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Tom Robbins. Jiddu Krishanmurti. Dune. Lately I have been juggling 2-3 books at a time. I can't actually juggle.

Well maybe just two books. Is that even juggling? (If you use one hand then "Yes!" It is indeed juggling)

Movies- I rent a lot of movies from movie madness. The list is long an obscure.

Shows- Vikings, The Walking Dead, True Detective, BSG, GoT. I don't have cable I just rent things.

Music- Hmmmm. Almost everything.

I have listened to a fair bit of Stand-Up. Bill Hicks, Steven Wright, Mitch Hedburg, Maria BAMFord, Mike Birbiglia, Steve Martin, Bill Burr, Sklar Brothers, Greg Giraldo, Patton Oswalt, Brian Regan.

Podcasts- Stuff You Should Know & WTF With Marc Maron.

Food- Laughing, food, and good company are the most important things to me. I like to eat sushi. And I cook a lot of vegetables for myself. Currently dairy free-ish. Sometimes I break down.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I am addicted to coffee. And I am kind of a coffee snob. Also, Pooping. I'd hate to imagine what kind explosive death might come about if I stop pooping. The ability to count and not give a fuck.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How this space is woefully inadequate at portraying who I am as a person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding my bike after work. Playing L5R a collectable card game. Possibly just reading or watching a movie.
You should message me if
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You jive (turkey).

You treasure small experiences. Like the feeling of euphoria you get from having a piece of pie in your mouth. Tasting every flavor you can. Then rinsing it down with a smidge of black coffee.

You like casual coffee/tea and walks in the park as a first experience meeting someone.

You wanna ride bikes.