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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:33pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Zen-hippy-cowboy-bohemian-nerd. I figure those words fit me pretty well. Half the time I consider myself feminist which seems fair sense there are at least two genders. My favorite ways I have been described by others include "A real life care-bear" and "Adorable man child". Love to make people laugh and smile.

I would also like to add that I don't need anything from you. I don't expect anything from you. I have been told that I have a "lightness" to the way I interact with people. I have taken that to mean levity. So please don't take anything I say too seriously. I am just a curious playful person. And I don't mean to harm anyone or anything!

I am also a human bean.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Self-employed. Meditating. Going back to school. Trying to do some comedy. I've only been to two open mics and I am trying to get myself back out there! Biking, climbing, running.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lovable buffoonery. Making weird voices. Throat singing. I feel like I am pretty easy going and I like to make people laugh. Making people laugh and smile is my most favorite thing.

I speak fluent Muppetish. Mostly the Swedish Chef dialect. And my Animal is... well... Spot on.

Racing go-karts. No really I started racing dirt karts when I was 10.

I have been told I give really good hugs :3. Like... the best hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My green eyes and my hair. Also maybe I am laughing loudly in public while making a doofus of myself. Maybe its the Ninja Turtle long johns I am wearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- All teh Tom Robbins. Jitterbug Perfume is my favorite. Jiddu Krishanmurti books. Dune. Lately I have been juggling 2-3 books at a time. Metaphorically. I can't actually juggle.

Well maybe just two books. Is that even juggling? (If you use one hand then "Yes!" It is indeed juggling)

Movies- Best in Show, Tampopo, The Bad Sleep Well, Breaking Away, 7 Samurai, Ikiru, Interstellar, Good Morning Vietnam, The Great Escape, Stuart Smalley Saves His Family, A Knights Tale. I usually rent at least one movie a week.

Shows- Vikings, The Walking Dead, True Detective, BSG, GoT :3. I don't have cable I just rent things.

Music- Hmmmm. Almost everything. I don't want to spoil this one. I like all kinds of music and I try not to judge other peoples music tastes... Too much.

I have listened to a fair bit of Stand-Up. Bill Hicks, Steven Wright, Mitch Hedburg, Maria Bamford, Mike Birbiglia, Steve Martin, Bill Burr, Sklar Brothers, Greg Giraldo, Patton Oswalt, Brian Regan.

Podcasts- Stuff You Should Know & WTF With Marc Maron.

Food- All the foods! Seriously. Laughing, food, and good company are the most important things to me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, friends, family, beautiful scenery. And I might as well admit it at this point. I am addicted to coffee. And I am kind of a coffee snob. Also, Pooping. I'd hate to imagine what kind explosive death might come about if I stop pooping.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How this space is woefully inadequate at portraying who I am as a person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding my bike after work. Hanging out with friends watching a movie or playing some kind of tabletop game. Possibly just reading or meditating.
You should message me if
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You want to get some coffee or tea.