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26 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:59am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Zen hippy-nerd. I figure those three words fit me pretty well. And the rest of the profile is really a summary of sorts. My favorite ways I have been described by others are "Real life care-bear", "Adorable man child", and "Exception".

I am probably more agnostic than Buddhist but I do currently have some sort of practice that would fall under "Buddhism". I hang around Buddhists o.O
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently self-employed with a delivery business. Talking about feelings and stuff. Trying to keep my mind and body in good shape, making new friends, getting out of my comfort zone (sometimes).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lovable buffoonery. Making weird voices. I feel like I am pretty easy going and I like to make people laugh. Making people laugh and smile is probably my most favorite thing.

I started racing flat track dirt karts with motorcycle engines when I was 10. And I drive for a living. So I am better at driving than you (that sounded like a challenge because it was! Lets go race karts!). But I also take driving very seriously, because its dangerous... Duh. So I don't mess around unless I am driving a kart.

I am also a little ashamed that's one of my best skills :3
The first things people usually notice about me
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I get compliments on my hair and eyes pretty often. Also maybe I am laughing loudly in public while making a doofus of myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- All teh Tom Robbins but Jitterbug Perfume is my favorite. Jiddu Krishanmurti books. Lately I have been juggling 2-3 books at a time. Metaphorically. I can't actually juggle.

Well maybe just two books.

Movies- I don't live far from movie madness so I rent a movie or movies every three days. I like all kinds of movies. New goofy ones and old black and white foreign ones.

Shows- Vikings, The Walking Dead, True Detective, and Cosmos

Music- Pretty much everything at this point.

I listen to a fair bit of Stand-Up. I like going to see Stand-Up. I like rigid sentences. Stop slouching.

Podcasts- Stuff You Should Know, Sklarbro Country, Startalk, Alan Watts.

Food- All teh foods!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water, friends, family, beautiful scenery. And I might as well admit it at this point. I am addicted to coffee. And I am kind of a coffee snob.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How this space is woefully inadequate at portraying who I am as a person. Thinking about what kind of job I would like to get into that might satisfy me more than financially. I also think about the car in front of me a fair bit because I drive a lot.

I spend a lot of time being mindful of my behavior towards others and then determining if I acted skillfully or according to certain principles. And then confusing myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding my bike after work. Hanging out with friends or watching a movie from Movie Madness. Possibly just reading and meditating. Lately I have been playing cards on Friday too.
You should message me if
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You don't take yourself too damn seriously.

You liked my profile and you don't mind learning more about me.

You wanna take your dog for a walk with my dog.