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WryScreenName

33 M Dallas, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
About me:

I enjoy casually socializing with a eclectic menagerie of depraved miscreants, outdoor activities of all forms, fine food and drink, cooking ridiculous feasts, almost all things of the nerd/dork variety, the fine arts, and unavoidably remaining a pompous ass.

I also like long walks on the beach...

I am highly neurotic, extremely loyal, and a complete dork.
What I’m doing with my life
Work hard during the week and play harder on weekends. I currently work in industrial supply as a manufacturer's representative.
I’m really good at
Almost everything but mopping; I cannot mop a floor to save my life.

Also, I am terrible at meeting people of the opposite sex who I find appealing and who, in turn, do not find me distasteful.

Else why would I be here, hmmm?
The first things people usually notice about me
Aside from the fact that I am a physically repugnant, borderline psychotic, narcissistic jackass?

I play well with others.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books -- Authors are easier, I read too many books to list: Frank Herbert, R. A. Salvatore, William Gibson, Theodore Sturgeon, Isaac Asimov, Raymond E. Feist, Terry Pratchett, Phillip K. Dick, Kurt Vonnegut, John Casti, Orson Scott Card, Robert Heinlein, Emmanuel Kant, and the Tao Te Ching.

Television -- Firefly, Futurama, Battlestar Galactica, Family Guy, The Simpsons, No Reservations, Bizarre Foods, Parks & Recreation, 30 Rock, Space - Above And Beyond, Scrubs, Deadliest Catch, Kitchen Confidential, MythBusters, American Dad, Robot Chicken, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, King Of The Hill, Future Weapons, My Name Is Earl, and The Office.

Movies -- Serenity, Dune, The Princess Bride, Star Wars(all of them), Dark City, The Fifth Element, Unthinkable, Boondock Saints(1 & 2, everyone else thinks the second one sucked, but I liked it.), Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog ,The Lord of the Rings(all of them), The Last of the Mohicans, Transformers(The animated one and the first one on the new cycle, Revenge of the Fallen blew goats),RocknRolla, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, The Patriot, Gladiator, The Chronicles of Riddick, Pitch Black, Equilibrium, The Big Labowski, Choke, Orgasmo, Team America: World Police, Layer Cake, We Were Soldiers, Waiting for Guffman, Heat, Willow, Legend, Enemy Mine, Titan AE, Rob Roy, M.D. Geist I & II.

Music - Celtic Rock, Classic Rock, '70's & '80's Punk, '90's Ska, Opera, and Jonathan Coulton.

Food - Everything! I have actually eaten 7 of Andrew Zimmern's Top 10 Bizarre Foods. I look down on those who are not culinarily and gastronomically adventurous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Most recently: Where might I be able to find a tall, leggy woman who likes whiskey, bacon, and firearms, is not "keen on Jesus", and might actually let me take her to dinner.

It really is harder than you might think!
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging around with friends, drinking and/or brewing beer, cooking some culinary abomination(everything I make is made with hate instead of love because I want my food to be so good that it kills someone) and being an idiot. What? Does not everyone do the same?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty when you're drunk.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have ever tried to drill a hole in your head... And it would have worked too, if someone had not stopped you.