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22 M Washington, DC

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Last Online
Today – 5:52pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hey, I'm Wyld-Stallyns. It means "be excellent to one another", right away you already know a lot about me.

I just graduated with a BA in History, but I realized I needed money for food and stuff. I've been working for a government contractor, but I'm about to start at a law firm as an assistant. I really like it so far.
What I’m doing with my life
At the moment, I'm lucky enough to about to start working with an awesome group of people at an amazing law firm job. At the same time, I'm looking for and preparing to go to the right law school to get a JD, preferably focusing on international human rights.

On the side, I'm relearning French and going to LSAT classes. I'm also at the gym 5+ days a week, usually for weightlifting or yoga. I used to really enjoy running, but I'm on an extended break because of tendonitis in an ankle.

Always looking to learn or do something new and extend my horizons!
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I look kinda smart and intense. I guess wearing glasses and daydreaming really pulls it all together.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Hemingway or Joyce as they were the best literary bar fighting tag-team duo. I also like David Halberstam's work, Lord of the Rings, and Dune.

Movies: Since I've lost all standards of decency, I watch pretty much anything and everything. I really like sci-fi and terrible kung-fu.

Shows: I really need to stop adding to my "need to watch" list. All time favorite is Firefly (still upset at FOX for dropping it). Other favorites: House of Cards, X-Files, Daria, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Doctor Who

Music: Big fan of pretty much everything. I'll dance just as embarrassingly to jazz as to Ke$ha.

Food: I try and eat healthy most of the time. I figure it makes up for all my other bad habits. However, I can't resist Nerds if they're available.
The six things I could never do without
The opposite words to
1. Always
2. Coming
3. From
4. Take
5. Me
6. Down
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would Hemingway do?
What wouldn't Hemingway do?
Am I hydrated enough?
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday is gym night! I start by picking things up and putting them down in ascending weight. Then I pick and put down other, even heavier things. Afterwards, if I'm not feeling particularly social, I'll drink a craft beer I've never tried before while looking for the worst kung-fu film I can find on my neighbors Netflix account
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I tell people that I played Quidditch in college for three years. Very rarely, I admit that I was the team's captain for two of those years.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Well, you can always message me for no reason at all. Otherwise, here are some ideas:
-you enjoy meeting strangers for coffee or cocktails
- we share a common interest or you have a question about something I wrote
-language exchange
-you enjoy 80's movies