Because, they only made one of me. There was a terrible accident in the lab that night, you see. It was probably for the best. I'm not real sure the world could handle two of me. I'm a bit of a handful.
Who am I?
I'm a nice girl gone bad:I won't buy you dinner. I won't pay for your movie, your new Xbox or buy you that expensive thing you want for Christmas. I won't go to your awkward family events. I won't clean your bathroom or do your laundry. I'm bad at returning phone calls, unless you give me a good reason and if you leave me fifty messeges on facebook, I'll flat out ignore you. Still, I won't lie to you. I'll be the first one to hug you when everything is awful and I'll do my best to help you fix it. I'll hem your pants and sew your buttons on and ressurect that torn favorite shirt from the dead. I'll be there when you're sick with chicken soup. I'll give you my love always, even when I'm mad at you. If you're a jerk, I can be a bigger one. I'll always give you a chance, but don't make it your only one. I want to be there for you at the end of the day. <3
********************No, I will not hook up with you.*****