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Wyntermint

27 F Clearwater, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:21pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Oooh! Oooh! Pick me!
Why?
Because, they only made one of me. There was a terrible accident in the lab that night, you see. It was probably for the best. I'm not real sure the world could handle two of me. I'm a bit of a handful.
So.
Who am I?
I'm a nice girl gone bad:I won't buy you dinner. I won't pay for your movie, your new Xbox or buy you that expensive thing you want for Christmas. I won't go to your awkward family events. I won't clean your bathroom or do your laundry. I'm bad at returning phone calls, unless you give me a good reason and if you leave me fifty messeges on facebook, I'll flat out ignore you. Still, I won't lie to you. I'll be the first one to hug you when everything is awful and I'll do my best to help you fix it. I'll hem your pants and sew your buttons on and ressurect that torn favorite shirt from the dead. I'll be there when you're sick with chicken soup. I'll give you my love always, even when I'm mad at you. If you're a jerk, I can be a bigger one. I'll always give you a chance, but don't make it your only one. I want to be there for you at the end of the day. <3
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard to get somewhere and be somebody. Right now I'm working on exploring my scholarship options in a few different fields. As it turns out, there's a world of options out there! <3

Costuming season is coming! The time for sketching is now.

Working on getting ripped for next year's Highland Games...Okay, I'll never be 'ripped' but I like to think that I am. Mostly, I become huge and even more cocky because my rule to fine living is that one does not have to take lip from anything that one can pick up and leave on top of a refrigerator.

Space potatoes. That is all.
I’m really good at
Art. I love art, I draw, paint, design, sculpt and sew. My current favorite media is ceramics.

I am a couture costumer when time permits, so all of my skills come into play quite a bit,- from drawing concepts and drafting patterns (My grandpa is a civil and a mechanical engineer, so he taught me all kinds of cool stuff when I was a kid. :D) to sculpting and vacuum forming all kinds of nifty things. (Yes, one of my favorite TV shows is 'Monster Man'. I'd pretty much die to work for Sota.)

Writing. I write, mostly short stories. One of these days, I'll finish something. That's going to be a good, good, day.

Cooking Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Russian and Polish are my specialties. I make a mean bacon-peanut butter-maple cookie and I WILL be sad if you don't let me feed you.

Slinking around in anti-gravity moon hooker shoes, because I like being taller than EVERYBODY. It makes me warm and fuzzy inside. :3

Back rubs! I have my talents and they are earned. :D
The first things people usually notice about me
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for I am the baddest mother fucker in this valley."

The next is probably my stature. I'm very tall and I don't tend to slouch. I am also very curvaceous, and yes, fat. Apparently a very compact fat at that, I weigh at least 50 pounds over your first, honest, guess. I have chunky thighs to go with my big butt and big boobs. I have a small waist and a long, weaselish body that looks good in corsets and retro styles. I'm big, I come from a long line of Russian wrestlers and women who work out personal issues in the kitchen, often with a broom and a frying pan. I am strong, I like to use power tools and I unload trucks once a week with a bunch of men. I love high heeled shoes and skimpy tops. I do not care who that offends, I do what my adopted Grandma says: "YOU love YOU and don't let nobody tell you any different!"

Redhead! Redhead with PURPLE SPARKLE nerd-girl glasses. XD

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=s4Rjy5yW1gQ
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Alas Babylon, The Zombie Survival Guide, Worse Case Scenario Survival Guide, anything by Anne McAffery, Laurell K. Hamilton, Kurt Vonnegut, Patricia C. Briggs, Ann Agurrie or Murray Leinster. The list goes on for just about forever.

Movies: Snatch, Blade Runner,The Fifth Element, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Boondock Saints, Black Cat White Cat, Brat I, Brat 2,Night Watch, Day Watch, The Hunger Games, Dark Shadows The Enchanted Cottage, The African Queen, From Dusk Till Dawn, 28 Days Later, Let the Right one In, Indiana Jones and the freaking everything. All things Romero. Again, the list goes on, mostly action/adventure. Let's focus on guys getting tortured for information, things that blow up and maybe some space, dinosaurs, really cool guns, monsters or at LEAST a bank robbery and/or car chases? Chick Flicks are usually a 'NO', although I DO love fantasy. Something about growing up wanting to be a fairy princess who gets to ride around on T-REX with a bunch of green army men, deadly snakes, knights and UNICORNS. -Hey, they said I could be anything. :\

Music: Classic Rock, Indie, Metal,Finnish Metal Classical, Opera, Techno,Electronica, Dubstep Some of my favorite bands/artists are: Avantasia, Nightwish, EdGuy, Pellek, Korpiklaani, Gogol Bordello, Rush, Sting, The Blue Oyster Cult, GNR, HIM, NIN, Souxie and the Banshees, Kamalot, The Ramones, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Deadmaus, Daftpunk, Nena Hagen, The Cramps, Queen, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Yeasayer and The Streets. The list could go on for a few hundred pages here. Honestly I like, just about everything, though I am partial to all forms of angry white boy music. I don't generally care for hardcore Rap or Country.

Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Hellgirl, so on and so fourth. :)

Comic books: Hellboy, B.P.R.D, Hellblazer, Swamp Thing, The Sandman, Catwoman, Batman, Transmetropolitan, Strange Girl, Fables- Do we get that I'll read anything and 99.9% of the time will love it?

Food: Chinese and Thai are my favorites. <3 Considering that my diet seems to mostly be made up of things which grow out of the ground, I'm always pretty game for something raw, bleeding and possibly still alive if I'm going to have a treat. :3
The six things I could never do without
Sharpies
E6000 (Yes, the adhesive. I once put a car back together with it. I'm not sure how other people survive without a liquid plastic which can support that kind of awesome.)
The Internet
Bear Mace
Duct tape
My animals! :3
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Future: Yikes!
Costuming ideas
Conventions
My Garden of Good and Mostly Evil.
Why people don't wear silly hats these days. :(
Beards and how awesome they are.
"What happens if I take a blow torch to [fill in the blank]?"
Science!
If I'm considered a 'has snapped' or a 'will soon snap'. Questions, questions, questions...
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, or hunched over my newest creation waiting for lightning to strike the rod on the roof to,- Never mind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My 'stripper name' is apparently "Red Velvet".

I am a major bleeding heart under all this fine crocodile skin. It causes me to rescue animals and make mud-pies with children.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not:

A Mamma's boy.
Jobless with zero plans on bettering yourself.
Constantly getting mistaken for a teenager.
'That guy' who makes all other guys look good, even the ones who don't pay for dinner.
A compulsive liar.
A guy who doesn't bathe more than once a week.
A guy who is incapable of brushing his teeth.

You ARE:

Looking for adventure/trouble.
A pro at giving hugs.
Someone who quotes stupid movies.
A guy who doesn't need to constantly re-affirm his masculinity.
Someone who sometimes just wants to cuddle.
Not afraid of Jaws! Because you eat lightning and crap thunder!
Playful.
A guy who sings in the car.
Sometimes makes mistakes and can laugh about it.