I'm....not good at writing essays about myself apparently. I've been staring at this girl on the left side of the screen for nearly five minutes who for some reason wants me to surprise her with a bigger penis. Do girls have the same spam adds? That would be kinda weird. Anyway it's getting kind of disturbing, so I'm just going to start rambling on and hopefully something good will come out.
I guess I'll start with the physical. I'm somewhat tall (5'10"), thinnish (150lbs), and nerdy (pale, likes D&D, but I DON'T live in my parents or anyone else's basement). I have somewhat red hair and much redder facial hair when I choose to grow it out, but I never grow it very long.
I enjoy video games (everything but sports), reading (sci-fi, fantasy, and horror), and bike riding.
And I guess thats me in 820 characters.

I'm a pimp lol.....but no, I really am. I work for this company that supplies laborers to construction sites as a HR/payroll specialist. So we have other people work for us and then get paid for it. Other than that I'm looking for any local D&D groups, and rarely you can find me on xbox live. Msg me and if you want I'll probably tell you my gamertag, I just feel kinda weird about posting it.

Having a penis. no diseases + no kids = I win. I'm also good at some console games (excluding Halo but I'm working on that). I'm improving my warhammer skills both 40k and fantasy. Tau and Vampire Counts up in the hizzle!

I don't really have a favorite book, but I do have some favorite authors. I really like Laurell K. Hamilton (not sure if it's in spite of all the sex or because of it lol), George R. R. Martin, Howard Phillips Lovecraft, and Anne Bishop, Clive Barker just to name a few. As far as movies, I watch any horror movie I can find. The last 2 movies I was really impressed with were Wall-e, and Iron Man. I'm not really a "music guy" but I haven't heard anything by either Offspring or Linkin Park that I didn't like. And finally when it comes to food I'm really a Soup and Pasta guy.

Weird things, like the fact that time moves slower the further you get from a center of gravity (like say a planet) the faster time moves, and the faster you go the slower time moves. Time moves slower for us on the surface of the planet, and also moves slower because the planet is spinning and orbiting around the sun. But not only does that affect time but the galaxy we're in is spinning and orbiting around it's galaxy cluster, which is itself moving. So how fast does time really move? And how does that affect other civilizations in the universe? Are they advancing faster or slower depending on their relative time? Or would their perceptions change to even things out?

These are the kinds things I spend a lot of time thinking about.

You're into any kind of roleplaying games, videogames, or just have anything interesting to say.