Update: I now possess plates.
I am a man who reads books for pleasure, a 10,000 Hz legend. Easily bemused, highly self-possessed (and equally as indulgent) doggedly determined, a dashing, can-do rogue that has an unironic opinion on everything. Irony is for chumps, yo.
I listen to a lot of music and read a lot of books and watch a lot of movies and rarely admit to ever liking anything. I don't have cable, because this is the future, y'all.
Sometimes my priorities get a little screwed up, like the time I bought a television instead of a bed. Note, this time was last week.
I find most people boring, which is probably the worst thing a person can be, and I spend far too much time looking for those who are interesting, who possess intrigue, and who can keep me on my toes.
I am routinely afflicted by l'espirit de l'escalier (look it up, it's French, and you might learn something about why people act the way they do at parties). I have a thirst for adventure and stimulation, and often find myself frighteningly restless. I hope you can keep up.