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26 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 24
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and very serious about it
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hey everyone! I can't take this website seriously anymore, so if you want to message me, do so on FetLife! I do check my messages here, but I'm not going to respond if your first message is "Hi, I'm [NAME], how are you?" Also, I'm TAKEN, so if you're going to hit on me, you need to do it via my Mistress. On FetLife. I am not going to be flirting with people here for reasons that should be obvious. Ciao!

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I'm very eccentric. People say that I'm complex, but I try to be as simple to understand as possible. I want my position to be validated, yet in conversation I prefer the role of the quiet, attentive listener. I'm a gentle, tender guy whom you do not want to cross. I don't like to be dramatic, but I've had to overcome a lot of shit and I believe that I deserve to have my privacy and my thoughts, desires and emotions respected by the people who claim to care about me. I never forget betrayal, but if you demonstrate to me basic human respect you'll find me to be very compassionate, loyal, trusting, and selfless.

I have keen eyes, ears and intuition, and I'm very empathic and perceptive to changes in people's behavior - as well as the state of mind underlying it. It's pretty obvious to me when people aren't being genuine, and I can usually tell in what way they're not, and why. Additionally, I have undeveloped psychic powers. So if you just want someone to listen without judging you, or if you need help figuring yourself out, you might be interested in me; but if you have things to hide you should click on another profile right now, because I will uncover your secrets.

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If you're sexually interested, I prefer you to be good-looking and experienced in BDSM. I myself am a switch with much more experience in social than sexual situations.

If you are a dominant: Be cautious and patient in your approach. Begin by gently expressing your affection in small ways, and I will test your powers of empathy, compassion and loyalty. I want to feel like you understand me. The best thing to do is to ask me questions and listen to my replies. Above all, you must respect me. I do not want to be punished. I do not want to be your slave.

If you are a submissive: Be direct about expressing your interest - I don't respond positively to shyness. I will ask you many questions to try to understand you, and you should satisfy my curiosity. You must respect yourself for me to be interested. Do not take advantage of my kindness.

Update: TAKEN TAKEN TAKEN.. If you want to have sex with me, you need my Mistress's permission first. As do I.
What I’m doing with my life
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For a long time I've felt as though I've needed a several-year-long break, and since fate has deigned to give me things like free money, I'm now taking that break. Since I don't have to work, I'm playing fighting games and learning music. Yup.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I figure things out through experimentation. That's why I chose not to go to college - I just wouldn't learn anything there. I try something, mess up, and try not to mess up next time. Then I start to get better at it.

So, I'm really good at experimenting, and lifting heavy stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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It's probably my attitude. I positively ooze confidence wherever I go, which causes some people to instantly be warm and friendly and causes others to instantly be afraid and hostile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Games: Currently playing Blazblue: Continuum Shift Extend, Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3, and Soul Calibur V.

Books: Sword of Truth, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ableton Reference Manual Version 8

No really, listen to this: "Zones are sets of data filters that reside at the input of every chain in an Instrument or Effect Rack. Together, they determine the range of values that can pass through to the device chain." That is some fine non-fiction right there.

Movies: The Matrix, Dragonheart

Shows: House, NCIS
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. It's been a while since I've had my heartstrings played so dramatically, and it was quite enjoyable. It was so good that I'm watching the first part over again (ya know, before things just got weird?).
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. If you're not watching it, you should! The characters are very eccentric and interesting.

Music: Caprice 24, the Afro Samurai theme song, and Raise the Moon by Goddamn Gallows.
Also, Fuck You by everyone who ever wrote a song by that title. God bless!

Food: Sushi. Really starting to get into organic. Have something of a sweet tooth.

By the way, if your "favorites" section is a list of everything you ever liked, I just figure that you like a lot of things. This isn't and I don't think I'll find true love because we have "shared interests." I just want an idea of what you like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My imaginary pet dragon, Sævos Kantharos
Internet (and yet, I am doing without it?)
Kicks (as opposed to punches)
Tuna, in case there are kittens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I've been thinking a lot about my own mind - what goes on in there and why, and how to get it to do what I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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"Rainbow Dash" is my curse-word of choice.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you're a genuine werewolf and you're willing to turn me.