I am Funny, Intelligent, and Eccentric.
My Self-Summary
My name is Jonathan and I am hispanic. The skin color might have
given it away but now a days you can never be sure... Plenty of
orange girls out there... I live in El Paso, Texas. I play
video games,
draw
anime, and be a
pirate :D. I'm a
computer person AND a people person AT
THE SAME TIME! I don't drink often to never. Yet I have no problem
with others drinking. I don't smoke. Same sentence before that one
with smoking instead.
My personality consists of perverted humor as well as cheesy jokes
so if you are lactose intolerant you have been warned. I am a bit
of a hater since I like to discuss why men are such dicks. I think
I might have them figured out... and geek out over discussions on
video games to the point where I'm sure people would get annoyed
but I try not to. I am almost considered perfection but that is
when compared to the majority of men and they set the bar pretty
low. That's a sad statement D:
I am perverted though not to the point of desperation and
creepiness. In fact all of my friends are females pretty much and I
would just spend time with them joking around or playing video
games and having intelligent discussion about life and everything
in it... As long as it's not boring.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at Gamestop while I go to college for
Advertising
Graphics and Design. I live with my mother ( Yes I know how
women love a guy who lives with there mom). I am using this as an
advantage to not worry about bills until I get as far as I can in
my education. No bills made me getting a car easy. Also my mom
doesn't want me to leave just yet. :D
I am currently trying to find other paths in my life and I am not
afraid of a get rich quick scheme.
I’m really good at
Drawing
art
Sex (So cliche
right?)
Playing video games
Fixing computers
Fashion
friendly
Being a fun friend :D
The first things people usually notice about me
I always wear hats ( except for work), I am attractive to some
people, I always have facial hair, I am very funny and I have a
great personality for a shut in.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I have books but they just sit there, like the zombie survival
guide, hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, couple mangas, art
books.
I like comedies like Zack and Miri make a porno, My best friend's
girl and The Hangover. But my all time favs are V for Vendetta,
Boondock Saints, 300, Role Models, and Howl's Moving Castle.
As for music I like fast music. Like punk, emo, and pop rock. I
love bands like The Cab, Fallout Boy, My Chemical Romance but I
also love Offspring, Foo fighters, and Mindless Self-Indulgence.
The six things I could never do without
A computer
The ability to draw
My thought process
Sex (Even though I do a pretty good job with out it)
Humor
My looks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People in a sort of T chart. I know it might be wrong but I see
everyone I know as a sort of positive to negative ratio. Constantly
thinking about if the negatives are worth the positives. Am I
willing to do anything about the negatives?
Also as any normal guy I think about sex but that goes with out
saying.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting on my bed with my laptop just refreshing myspace for a
couple hours and downloading stuff. Hanging out with a friend also.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I don't think it's very private but I'm sexual. But most people can
talk to me their whole lives and wouldn't know. Though I think it's
nothing to be feared since some of the best jokes are perverse ones
and it's good to openly discuss because sometimes people never got
the talk about safety, especially in a religious community. If it
feels good and it is done safely then everyone benefits. As well as
never forcing anything on someone.
I have more private things but You can message me and ask.
You should message me if
You can juggle fireworks. Anyone else don't bother.
That's a joke.
I love messages So anyone who messages me I'd love to have a
conversation :)