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Things I like: My parents, my brothers, my cat, probably your dog,
shoes, Raymond Carver, Roland Deschain, Tom Waits, the Lego video
games, Black Sabbath, The Coen Brothers, This American Life, John
Carpenter, long walks on the beach, the color black, Wired
Magazine, and the smell of roses.
Things I don't like: the Tea Party, squeaky voices, selfishness,
those who lack a sense of humor, cold weather, cooking, romantic
comedies, most pop music, being broke, and Adam Sandler.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently working for a major e-commerce company in the area. I
spent loads of money on a degree that I'm not using at the moment
and hope to change that someday soon. Other than that, I'm counting
down the months until I can get out of the Arctic tundra that is
Omaha in the winter.
I’m really good at
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Listening, making inappropriate jokes, guessing a woman's shoe size
just by looking at her feet, giving advice that I would never take,
taking things apart just to see if I can put them back together
just the way they were, visualizing world peace or a post
apocalyptic earth (depending on my mood), and many other things I'm
sure you'd be delighted by.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You'd have to ask them. I like to think it's my undeniable charm
and my vast knowledge of random trivia, but I'm guessing that's not
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Heart of Darkness, The Stranger, The Dark Tower series, One
Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, most works by Cormac McCarthy, Philip
K. Dick, Hunter S. Thompson, and really anything that keeps me
interested. I find myself reading a lot of nonfiction lately
A few films I can watch over and over again: The Thing (the Kurt
Russel version), Magnolia, Barton Fink, Wild at Heart, Blade
Runner, An American Werewolf in London, Fletch.
TV: BBC has some great stuff right now, Ripper Street, Sherlock,
Doctor Who. I also like It's Always Sunny, The Daily Show, and any
incarnation of Law & Order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If we're being honest here, didn't Maslow already kind of sum this
up for all of humanity with his hierarchy of needs? You know,
physiological needs, safety, love, esteem, etc.?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Texas!!! I'm from Texas, I love it, I miss it, I can't wait to get
back. Other than that, I think about jokes I'm gonna tell someone
later that are really gonna kill, they mostly kill me, but you
know, aren't we all just really trying to make ourselves laugh?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being a homebody. I spent too many years thinking it was important
to be out all the time, that I was missing something if I stayed
home. Lately, I've taken the time to slow down and enjoy being home
with a good book or a good movie. I do enjoy going out, just not so
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