I am Sarcastic, Funny, and Creative.
My Self-Summary
I'm just a laid back guy, with a great sense of humor. I'll do
pretty much anything for anyone. Around me, you gotta have a sense
of humor too, because I WILL make you laugh. I'm pretty well known
for my sarcastic wit (think Chris Rock/Woody Allen).
I have been told I have a great voice too. It is very deep, and
people always tell me I should do voice-over work. I have done
voice work for a couple animation projects, it's loads of fun. I
was also an animator for those same projects as well. Sadly though,
I can't sing very well.
I do 3D animation and special fx. I'm currently creating demo reels
to get into both the animation and voice-over industries.
I love all kinds of music, but mainly Blues and Rock. I played in a
Blues band several years ago, I miss it. I love movies too, and
would like to get into the whole Hollywood industry. I am a cartoon
fanatic, and I'm trying to develop my own, good thing I studied
animation. I am also trying to develop my own comic book.
I guess other than that, I love going to the theme parks. I work
for Universal Studios in Entertainment. It's a pretty good job, I
get to make a fool of myself and have fun all day.....good times. I
can also be found on occasion riding a rickshaw for local
events.
That said, I'm a pretty spontaneous person. I like to get out and
do whatever, or just chill at home.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I work in Entertainment at Universal Studios. I am also
working on creating animation/VFX and voice-over demo reels in
order to get into the animation and V.O. industries.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice. It is very deep. A lot of people have told me I should do
voice-over work. I have done it on a couple projects, and it's fun.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I am a movie fanatic. I could not list them all here.
I love cartoons also. I guess this is why I studied animation. I
hope someday to have my own cartoon show.
I love music. I listen to just about anything. Favorites are Rock,
and Blues. I played in a Blues band several years ago, it was lots
of fun, and I miss it.
The six things I could never do without
1. Dihydrogenmonoxide: It is not some drug or anything like that,
and it's used by everyone, even YOU. Can you figure out exactly
what it is?
2. Gravity: without it, everyone would float away.
3. There is no third thing
4. Money: Let's face it, we ALL need it.
5. Computer: It's part of my chosen profession, without it, what
would I do?
6. Family and Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that
make the Tennessee Titans?
-If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that
one enjoys it?
-If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
-Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
-If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
-Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
bread to begin with?
-Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person
who drives a racecar is not called a racist?
-If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry
cleaners depressed?
-Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
-If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
-Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
-I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?
Toothpicks?
-Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them
while they deliver the mail?
-If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly
are the others here for?
-You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
-If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
-Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
-As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put
the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS?"
-If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
-If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
-What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a
mirror?
-Why when people ask you "What three things would you bring with
you on a deserted island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"?
-Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
-Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony
Macaroni?
-If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep
buying them?
-What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
-Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could
you treat them?
-What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable
Object?
-What's the opposite of opposite?
-Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
-Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of
the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front?
-If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a
bullshit?
-If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by
principle have to dissolve their own government?
-If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on
mashed potatoes?
-What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a
ladder?
-Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes
that something new to eat will have materialized?
-Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull babies to sleep when the
song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind
crash the cradle to the ground?
-Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state: Caution: May
Cause Drowsiness?
-Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the
back of Children's Tylenol? I mean..really, could we save that many
people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off
those forklifts!
-Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the
rain won't hit them?
-How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to
class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell
rings?
-If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it
considered karaoke?
-You know that little indestructible black box that is used on
planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same
substance?
-Can atheists get insurance for Acts of God?
-Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?
-Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
-Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
-Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
-Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
-Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
-Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
-Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that
song?
-Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
-Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the
same?
-Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a
"near miss"?
-Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
turn down the volume on the radio?
-Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open
it's not adoor?
-Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
-Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after
light?
-Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
-Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is
named after?
-Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably hanging with my comrades at Citywalk and going to the
movies.
You should message me if
If you would like to know more about me, feel free to ask.