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XTenderVittlesX

24 Baltimore, MD Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Chechen, Danish, Finnish, Ancient Greek

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born in Back Meat, Kentucky. But my parents were both in the army so we traveled quite a bit. Because of this, I ended up being homeschooled. But, once I was twelve i decided to set out on my own. After I made the decision to make freedom my bitch, I landed a job on a fishing boat for 4 years. Those years were the roughest years of my life. As we sailed the treacherous icy night waters, the captain, crew, and I would drink moonshine and do our best not to piss our pants in our sleep, for fear the gulls would catch our scent and rip us to pieces in our slumber. With the mornings we would find not just the bodies of crew members frozen to the boat like little frozen meatballs, but an opportunity to make the big bucks.

With my money from my ventures I began working to build the company I own today: Old Navy. GREAT COMMERCIALS.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mondays- Ball Pit Orgies
Tuesdays- Ball Pit Orgies
Wednesday- Reading Ayn Rand
Thursday- Ball Pit Orgies
Friday- Ball Pit Orgies
Sat- Ball Pit Orgies
Sunday-Ball Pit Orgies
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Binge Drinking. Binge Eating. Chain Smoking. Chain Gangs. Gang Bangs. Cutting Bangs. Cutting Myself. Yoga.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If i've walked up to them, they usually notice my club foot.
If i'm sitting when they meet me, they notice that I like to rub my club foot on people I meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Twilight. New Moon. Eclipse.
Movies: Twilight. New Moon. Eclipse.
Music: The Soundtrack to Twilight. New Moon. Eclipse.
Food: Meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Breathing
2) Pooping
3) Peeing
4) Sleeping
5) Eating
6) Drinking Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why did Sonny Bono have to go skiing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's like watching a dog trying to catch it's tail.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to think about Nancy Reagan spanking me and spanking me and spanking me. Oh you've been a bad girl.
You should message me if
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I will respond to your message only if you can tell me the most fucked up dream you've ever had. This is the way all conversations must start.

Maybe i'm a hoarder and a listener.
My mailbox is full (of read messages) and I still never responded...
I have to think first.