http://imgur.com/6Q2L1

STOP PLAYING TRICKS WITH YOUR PHOTOS! Do I need to say it again? You are who you are. Capture it well, no deceptions.

To be honest, in a way, if you capture who you aren't, you'll only draw people who are interested in what you aren't, and the people who want what you ARE won't bother looking, as what you ARE doesn't appear in the photo.

There's someone for everyone. Goodbye now.

Some people would get much further on this site if their page wasn't entirely dedicated to why they are better than others, or what sorts of people need to leave them alone.

The ability of people to join social sites and be completely anti-social never ceases to amaze, I mean bore me.

After your PCP stunt, I'm ignoring you, no matter how long you sit there, melting at me very slowly!

So someone started this conversation, in which case I've been thinking about those requirements for about a day now. I guess it looks something like this:

♫Have good hygiene.

♫Return phone calls within 48 hours (barring extenuating circumstances). Not doing so says "I don't necessarily want to talk," no?

♫Return a text without 48 hours (barring extenuating circumstances). Not doing so says the same thing as not calling back, no?

♫If I ask you to hang out, and the girl says NO twice, without offering any sort of alternate day/time to hang out, I'm done. I've had women ask why I stopped calling them after this happened. Um...wtf, are you serious!? Should I take this in ANY other way than "I don't want to hang out?" I personally figure that if you want to hang out with someone, you make that time. People are rarely THAT busy, and notice that I said "offering any sort of alternate day/time to hang out..."

♫If I don't call you first ALWAYS, nothing is up. No, I'm not mad. I don't hate you. If you call sometimes, I wouldn't mind (and would it kill you?).

♫Don't lie (I'm not even talking about putting your best foot forward. Just don't do things like say you aren't going out, talk to you later, then later drunk dial me. Yes, it's happened).

♫Have self confidence.

♫Don't insult my interests. You don't have to like them, just don't call them things like "stupid" or "weird." You DO have to actually ASK about them from time to time. Too many women I've known couldn't even tell you what kind of music I like after knowing me for months, or in a few cases, YEARS.

♫Don't be a huge drug addict, and please have more social interests than hanging out at bars.

♫I have my physical requirements, but they are pretty lenient.

I don't feel that that's much, yet I find myself turning people away left and right. By people, I mean I can think of ONE person that I've been romantically involved with since "dating seriously," that I could technically "date" according to this.

Am I asking too much? Are there really so many completely selfish people? Am I the selfish one? I feel that anything I've asked (excluding the last two) are simply common courtesy, but the numbers would suggest that I'm a dick, since no one can follow them. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apzXGEbZht0&feature=player_embedded#![vid]

I found it humorous.

http://i.imgur.com/0G6ZN.gif

http://imgur.com/p6Rr8

I walked away from my computer after Icebreakers told me that.

http://cuteanimals.todaysbigthing.com/2010/06/07

http://www.thestar.com/living/article/821688--disney-world-photo-captures-couple-together-15-years-before-they-met?bn=1