This is all by way of saying, I like to bitch about things but I hate cliches (In this case, the cliche in question is, "I hate writing self-summaries.) So I like to imagine that if I'm verbose enough, folk will find the narrative sufficiently entertaining to not notice that I'm sort of being a cranky asshole.
For personality traits above and beyond my constant attempts to paper over my inherent cynicism with a prodigious lexicon, I am deeply and seriously committed to my pragmatism and practicality. To the degree that it is sometimes mistaken for being cold-blooded. (I'm actually a big softy under it all, I just don't think mushy feelings are good excuse for doing things that are stupid in a practical sense.)