After looking at some other profiles, I'm starting to think I should change my profile to a compilation of mirror shots with my hat turned sideways.

NY native raised in Long Island. I'm a really laid back and nerdy guy but with a bit of spontaneity thrown in to keep things interesting. I like to take in as much of the NYC scene as I can without actually moving there.

I frequent bars with a great beer selection AND host trivia nights because I like hoppy brews and I like being a knowitall.

I'm getting pretty good at this rock climbing thing. I recently moved up to 5.11's and V-3's. I'd be happy to explain what all of that means if necessary.

I work in healthcare. This makes stealing rubber gloves really easy.
I read a lot and should probably stop buying books until I finish the four waiting for me. Literacy is like crack.
Rock climbing, surfing, and snowboarding keep me active and more tanned than my mom would like. I don't play any bro-sports because I'm too short to dunk and too selfish to want to pass the ball.
I take trips to great places to find the crappiest souvenirs to bring home to people. "I just got back from Panama, enjoy your magnet that says PANAMA."

Losing my car keys.
Sneaking out of work.
Scaling fake walls.
Eating with my hands.

Finger guns. Pew Pew.

A Storm in Flanders,The LOTR trilogy, Into the Wild.

Movies: most anything by Quentin Tarantino, Leon the Professional, Top Gun, The Karate Kid

Shows: Radiolab, Good Job Brain, Arrested Development, The Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones

Music: The Black Keys, Passion Pit, AWOLNATION, The Naked and Famous, Incubus. I still love Third Eye Blind.

Food: Oysters, peanut butter, and whiskey. All at once.

1) Books. I would say my e-reader but I really like flipping actual pages.
2) A swimming pool filled with the tears of my enemies.
3) Climbing shoes and my chalk bag.
4) My car. She hauls all my gear from work to mountain to ocean through snow and rain.
5) The Fifth Amendment. I ain't sayin' nothin.
6) My dog. She's my favorite. You'll love her.

Whether or not I could jump the gap between two buildings if I needed to.

Climbin' in yo windows snatchin' yo people up.

I have exquisite kidneys and fear organ harvesters.

You're not going to harvest my kidneys.

Most of the girls I'm interested in are attractive in a way that the rest of this list sums up: Educated, quick-witted, nerdy in way that allows for a social life, well traveled, active, and passionate about something besides TV.

If any of that sounds like you, message me. Do it.