Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
After answering a majillion questions, my desire to complete this
is low... will do later. ;)
EDIT: DOING SOME OF IT NOW!!!
I am a practicing telepath, on the run from the MindPolice (or MiPo
as nobody calls them). I have a dog, Bowser, who is LORD OF THE
KOOPAS, and obese as hell. I work as an office monkey, so I have
pretty much peaked professionally. I like drinking things, unless
they have bubbles, and I run cats over with vacuums because they
are cantankerous things and I am bigger than them. So there. My
best friend is Xena - we play Pokemon together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As the Chosen, I have been sent to mark souls for damnation or
reincarnation as one of the original Power Rangers at my
discretion. I have yet to deem anyone worthy of the latter. MAYBE
IT COULD BE YOU...? ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dodging spiders. Entertaining my dog (he finds me captivating!)
Filling awkward silence ;D Colouring outside the lines (niche
sport, really). Getting lost in swamps, and defeating evil Swamp
Lords. Keeping my cowboy hat on while dancing, except when it falls
off. Catching them ALL (gotta!). Sword-fighting on a tight-rope;
though admittedly I have yet to attempt or practice this - I just
feel like I would probably be good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair (it's RED and BLACK now... changes often)
My eyes (just by virtue of having blue eyes, I guess).
Sarcasm/Dry Humour (oh, we find that abrasive? Shoot.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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3 Favourite Books: Daemon series by Daniel Suarez, Divergence
series by Tony Ballantyne, Oryx and Crake series by Margaret Atwood
(MaddAddam... why?!) ... so many other books, though. 1Q84 makes me
angry-bored (a newly discovered emotion for me).
Movies: Independence Day, Deep Impact, Elizabeth. Gratuitous
Music: Jewel, Alanis, P!nk... angsty ladies, etc. :D
Shows: Walking Dead, Once Upon a Time, Modern Family, Supernatural
(trying to catch up.... sooooo many episodes)
Food: Cheesecakes, Spaghetti, Mashed Potatoes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Wine (Martinis come second, but I don't want to give the
impression that I'm an alcoholic, here... just an
- Humour (Boredom would be the worst way to die)
- Friends & Family (Just don't tell them. Bowser
- Books (When this life gets tedious, jump into another!)
- My bed (Conquently hate mornings)
- Music (Universal Pick-Me-Up)
Bonus #7: Parenthesis (Because I *always* have something more to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How much easier life would be with super powers. Or how
embarrassing it would be if I tripped while walking back to my desk
and I accidentally stabbed someone in the eye with my pen. (I
usually hold the pen EXTRA tight while I walk now --- JUST IN
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grabbing a drink, and having good conversation! Or fighting
ZOMBIES! Or unleashing a HADOUKEN!!!
... unless I'm not, then boo!
You should message me if
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You are awesome!!! I don't know what kind of vague thing I was
actually supposed to put here... but certainly, non-awesome people
need not respond. :3
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