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Xapophis99942

27 Hamburg, NY Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Scorpio
Education
High school
Job
Management
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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Decided to rewrite this because I sounded like a tool, and too give you a better idea of who I am.

I fought the Nightman, and lived as Dayman. And through a series of events I ended up as a very advanced Sir Unit named Gir. I love cupcakes, tacos, and other assorted junk foods. "I'm not stupid, I'm advanced."
What I’m doing with my life
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Kitchen manager and brew master assistant at the Hamburg Brewing Company. Hoping that ECC can start their Brewmaster program next year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh...actually I'm great at that. Cooking.

Solving Rubik's cubes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my glasses now, I've grown rather fond of my BCGs (think hipster glasses) no I'm not a hipster. Or tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books : Anything by Neil Gaiman, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis...so yeah alot of Graphic novels. Umm zombie literature especially the News Feed series. The Abarat by Clive Barker. The Abhorsen series by Garth Nix. The Chronicles of Prydain by Lloyd Alexander. John Dies at the End by David Wong

Movies: Horror; especially 80s B Horror. Alot of comedy movies. My favorite movies would have to be Repo! The Genetic Opera, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

Foods: I'm a foodie anything really. No tomatoes I'll gut you. But I like pizza and spaghetti

Music: Now here's a toughy. My favorite artists hands down would have to be Emilie Autumn, and One Eyed Doll. I have recently rekindled my lost love of Type O Negative. And discovered Jon Lajoie
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Dragons
2) Zombies
3) Magic
4) USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D)
5) The Doctor
6) Dead Pool
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Biggest problem in the universe.
You should message me if
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Welcome to Costco, I love you.