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Xavin86

21 / M / Straight / Seeing someone

Ottawa, Kansas

His Details

Last Online
Jan 16
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
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Education
Job
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm here to kick ass and take inane quizzes, and I'm all out of ass!

Yes, I joined this site mostly for the quizzes, many of which I actually took before joining. I'm not actually seeing anyone, but am on this site mostly to meet new people and make new friends. I'm a virgin, have never been in a romantic relationship before, and I'm a nerd! I believe this makes me what is known as a basement-dweller! How exciting! However, since I'm not actually looking for romance in particular, hopefully these facts will not dissuade yon passerby from perusing my (admittedly boring and tl;dr) profile and leaving a message to potentially discuss non-amorous topics. Oh, and I'll upload a picture when I get around to it. Translation: I'm too lazy to upload one right now, and probably won't for an obscenely long time. Oh, and I usually go by "Jack."

I grew up Roman Catholic, and I still identify with it, although I haven't actually been to church in a long time, for a variety of reasons. However, I believe that all religions, all forms of human spirituality, essentially derive from the same basic, human need. If you're an atheist, that's cool too; I don't really care. Although I have never done so, I have no problems openly practicing with Muslims or Wiccans (at least if they would allow it), which I suppose makes me partially pantheist. I'm also partially a deist. As you can see, my religious beliefs are inconsistent, er, I mean, open-minded.

Oh, and if the whole "Catholic" thing freaks you out, I guess I should take this opportunity to say that I support gay rights. I identify as pro-life, but in no way do I support vaginal probes, redefining what rape means, preventing rape victims from having an abortion, or any of the awful things that Republicans would like to do.

I follow (American) politics and am quite liberal, although to be fair, the Republican Party right now doesn't exactly give me a choice. If Andrew Sullivan were mainstream, I might actually take republicans seriously. R00fles!

Well, now that I've got what are perhaps the two most controversial and divisive topics known to man, politics and religion out of the way, what more should I add? Probably something about my actual personality. I'd like to be described as eccentric and witty, but perhaps that's too egotistical. I don't know, I'm bad at talking about myself. If you want to know anything, feel free to ask.

As I mentioned, I'm kind of a huge nerd. I lurk on RPGCodex and 4chan, and I read both Encyclopedia Dramatica and Uncyclopedia. I love fantasy novels, and in my wildest dreams I would someday aspire to be one. Yes, that's right. I someday aspire to be. I'm a very ambitious person. I'm not that experienced with comic books, but Alan Moore and Brian K. Vaughan are clearly geniuses. I love video games, especially WRPGS and adventure games. I'm also a huge weeaboo.

I think that covers everything?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently doing nothing with my life because I'm a complete and total failure. I may be going back to community college next fall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, A Wrinkle in Time, The War of the Flowers, Coldfire Trilogy, Harry Potter series, The Seventh Tower series, Abhorsen Trilogy, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, 1984, Watchmen, Runaways, La Perdida, The Arrival.

Favorite movies: Mulan, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Wreck-It Ralph, My Cousin Vinnie, Gran Torino, True Grit, Toy Story trilogy, The Incredibles, Up, The Muppet Movie, Muppets Take Manhattan, Muppet Treasure Island, The Muppets, Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Chicken Run, LOTR, Star Wars, The Princess Bride, Singing in the Rain, Chicago.

Favorite TV shows: Daria, Monk, Death Note, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Real Time with Bill Maher, Dexter's Laboratory, Powerpuff girls, golden age Cartoon Network in general, Looney Tunes, Phineas and Ferb, Hey Arnold

Favorite Music: I'm an eclectic hipster, who also listens to mainstream stuff. I'm willing to listen to anything at least once. I mostly listen to underground hip-hop such as Busdriver and Aceyalone, mainstream hip-hop such as Kanye West and Flobots, indie pop such as Imogen Heap and Lykke Li, mainstream pop such as Madonna, screamo such as Circle Takes The Square, alternative rock such as Modest Mouse, rock such as David Bowie and Meat Loaf, metal such as Tool, and also far too many things to actually list.

Favorite video games: The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Ace Attorney series, Pokemon series, SimCity series, Civilization series, RollerCoaster Tycoon, Myst series.
The six things I could never do without
The internets
Encyclopedia Dramatica
Teh lulz
Music
Books
Video games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What can change the nature of a man?, Which is better and why??? Discuss!!!, What is love?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"Xavin" is the name of a shapeshifting, gender-bending, lesbian skrull from the Marvel Universe, and that's where I got the inspiration to use that name for use as an online persona. However, I also use "Jackinator" for that purpose.

I like to browse profiles on this site for shits and giggles.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You should message me if you feel like it.