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25 Oviedo, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:12am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an ISTP personality type, hopefully that will expedite any first impression you are about to make. :P

When I was young I fought in wars such as WWII, Vietnam, Brood War, and many in the medieval British empire. After all of that destruction I needed to help rebuild, so I embarked on a journey to save the planet from global warming by building hundreds of giant fans across the mid-west. I feared too many fans would set us on an accelerated course to an ice age, so when I was 22 I retired from that life and moved to the suburbs outside of a small town. My focuses on life now are saving abused vehicles from craigslist, making sure local bars stay in business, and sending power chords to my amp.

After a few years of incorporating myself deep into Mexican culture down in Orlando, I decided I was bored and that I liked money. As a result I'm here in the utopia of the earth, Des Moines, IA, riding through life like a rusty roller coaster in Russia.

Update:I'm back in Florida!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Trying to decide which section of the alignment chart to put myself into. (Just kidding I already know I'm chaotic neutral) lol

-Becoming a heavy metal lead guitar player. (slowly) :p

-Experiencing the american beer revolution first hand.

-Building giant fans to cool down the earth.

-Working too much.

-Figuring out your cognitive functions by your pictures and reading your profile.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Eating a can of black beans for dinner.

-Making a shitty dating profile.

-Pretending I know Spanish.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look different in all of my pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies/TV - Black Hawk Down, Revenge, Hell on Wheels, The Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Suits, Game of Thrones, Castle, Breaking Bad, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica.
-I really like chaotic neutral characters.

Music - hair metal > rock > country > alternative

Alcohol - Beer. The darker the better. :D

Video games - Battlefield 4, World of Warplanes, Age of Empires 2 HD, Starcraft 2, DayZ, Minecraft.

Food - Mexican style chicken tacos, Hawaiian pizza, and burgers with extra sharp cheddar.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
E - A challenge
A - Sarcasm
D - The thrill of solving a problem
G - Meeting people
B - Hair metal
e - Spontaneous decisions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You can build a man a fire and he will be warm for 1 night, but you can set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depending on my mood listening to either Dokken - "The Hunter"( or Queensrych - "I Don't Believe in Love"( on the way to a local bar! :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spend too much time playing clash of clans at work.
You should message me if
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You're hotter than 2 foxes fucking in a forest fire and you have all your shit in one sock.