When I was young I fought in wars such as WWII, Vietnam, Brood War, and many in the medieval British empire. After all of that destruction I needed to help rebuild, so I embarked on a journey to save the planet from global warming by building hundreds of giant fans across the mid-west. I feared too many fans would set us on an accelerated course to an ice age, so when I was 22 I retired from that life and moved to the suburbs outside of a small town. My focuses on life now are saving abused vehicles from craigslist, making sure local bars stay in business, and sending power chords to my amp.
After a few years of incorporating myself deep into Mexican culture down in Orlando, I decided I was bored and that I liked money. As a result I'm here in the utopia of the earth, Des Moines, IA, riding through life like a rusty roller coaster in Russia.
Update:I'm back in Florida!