So about me...I guess I am looking for a partner in crime. If you haven't guessed from my profile pictures, I'm kind of weird. But really, who wants to be normal anyway? I sometimes think that when I'm 85 and look back on my life, what is the story I want to tell? Hopefully it'll be some combination of Indiana Jones and Zombieland. But I find that is the best thing to consider when trying to make big life decisions. So I like random epic adventures and I am trying to acquire as many unique and funny life stories as I possibly can. And I already have a few! Like bilingual schizophrenic hobos at a white castle, and at least one involving a homemade grappling hook and an abandoned mental asylum.
So I have a random array of hobbies. I like exploring creepy abandoned places. I know how to ride a horse, I know Brazilian jujitsu, I have performed stand-up comedy, I can ski on both land and water. I used to play lacrosse in college. Also, I am a certified scuba diver. Hopefully I'll be able to go wreck diving sometime in the near future. Some hobbies I would like to add in the near or distant future: kite surfing, archery, baja racing, and paragliding. But don't let that fool you. I am more than pretty nerdy. I like comic books and have been known to dress up as Dr. Horrible on occasion.
If you haven't guessed my sense of humor is kind of warped. I am a pretty sarcastic person, but really I'm a hopeless romantic at heart. My life motto is do whatever makes you happy and to hell with what everyone else thinks. And don't feel the need to change who you are because of what other people think of you.....unless you happen to be Adolf Hitler. That last part is an important detail. I like to take life as it comes at me, and I really don't like being bored. I am the kind of person who wants to see and do everything. I want to base jump off cliffs, dive the Great Barrier Reef, trudge through a rain forest with nothing but a backpack and a machete, scale mountains, and wander foreign cities at odd hours of the night with no idea where the hell I am. Guess I need to leave some mystery behind me so I guess I'll end this...........now.