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Xequals1

44 / M / Straight / Single

Andover, Minnesota

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:40pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a professional person who is dedicated, career minded and looking for the same for friendship, dating, and wistful love. I consider intelligence a turn-on, so please don't hide it. I enjoy people who make art , or make living their art. I work a varying schedule that gives me a flexibility that most people don't enjoy. I am looking for a graceful, or deliciously ungraceful, intelligent woman with a spicy sense of humor who enjoys conversation, a great meal, a cocktail or coffee, and spending time together with no-fuss and no-drama. Now looking for another busy individual who has plenty of irons in the fire but wants to spend quality time with a like-minded man. I'm not here for a hook-up, I'm here to meet a great individual who wants another great individual in their life.

Stuff about me:
Blue Dog Democrat
I go to the gym 5 times a week and don't eat junk...much
My philosophy-Live and let live, love whomever you want.
I'm a Myers-Briggs INTJ, and a good kisser
If you're reading this and thinking "huh, this is atypical" understand first that I am not originally from Minnesota.

Stuff I Likes
Things that require discovery
Preparedness
Dive bars
Ice cream samiches
Whiskey
Sexy underwear
The forest
Las Vegas
Bed
Any body of water

Stuff I Hates
Moral superiority
Never being wrong
Intellect for show
Impatience
People who are always looking for an argument
Annual employee training
Doing things twice
Waiting rooms
Bad grammar
General snottiness
What I’m doing with my life
Tending goal in my corner of a vastly expanding production empire.
I’m really good at
Buying shoes-I like shoes. Weird for a guy I know. Get over it.
Organizing stuff
Planning stuff
Multi-tasking
The first things people usually notice about me
The glasses. Especially in the northern suburbs.
A quick and snarky response to any question.
I look like I'm from Maine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In no particular order. I like captivating dramas (translate this to minimal if any CGI). Old school punk, twangy hillbilly country. Shows about zombies and meth cooks. The Venture Brothers. I usually juggle three or four books at a time. Current reading list:
Underdogs-Aaron B O'Connell
The Graves Are Walking-John Kelly
In The Hand Of Dante-Nick Tosches
Esquire Magazine is best read on iPad.
I like zombie movies. My guilty pleasure.
I like classic television reruns. Why's Barney always sweating his butt off in a uranium mine splicing reel to reel tapes while Jim Phelps and the rest of the Mission Impossible team get to wear lavish disguises, drive fast cars and channel the Kennedy's?
The six things I could never do without
Peanut butter samiches n' milk
The cloud
An occasional cocktail old-school. No jolly rancher sex-on-the oatmeal cookie stuff.
Interesting people to talk to
Coffee
Odd, random things that make you go " huh?"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Omelettes, gas prices, living graciously among the un-knowing and un-caring, the trouble with clowns, easy-made chicken stock, shell cordovan everything, organization to the last detail, how to bring disco back only to kill it again, the decline of the sack suit and the chance of a real return, blueberry syrup. In that order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Contemplating turning into a werewolf.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you ask me what day it is, there's a 3-1 chance that I won't know and a 5-7 chance that that it will take me over 5 seconds to calculate what day it actually is.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 31–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You are looking for someone as a partner in discovery.
You have read my profile and thought " Ok, I'll take the Pepsi Challenge".
You have a mind that produces occasional gasps of complete weirdness.