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Xgrimble_grubX

23 Indianapolis, IN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like cats.

*local celebrity of sorts*
Google search "tosh.o happy Memorial Day"
No other search engine will do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Reflecting on the past experiences I've had with cheesecake. Filming/sound man extraordinaire. Installing audio and video systems as well as office furniture installation. But I, somehow, someway, keep coming up with funky ass shit like every single day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stroking the shaft, working the pipe, and subsequently swallowing the gravy.

I'm a cat whisperer in my free time.

I can do nearly any guitar solo with my mouth.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My boyish charm, of course.... Then my great set of tits.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Everybody poops
The holy bible

Don't be a menace
UHF
Plenty of Mel Brooks

Legit
It's always sunny in Philadelphia
The walking dead

Late 80's/early 90's death metal
Old school funk
Terrible 80's pop
Classical and jazz

Food.
Spicy food > food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Other than food, air and all that jazz..

My life would literally end the day I can no longer eat cheese.

In the event that Dave Chappelle dies, I will give up on all things.

I will spontaneously combust the very moment that I'm not able to express my inner being.

I'll lose the will to live as soon as all the buffets are shut down.

If I couldn't sing and dance to 80's music, I would have already pulled the trigger.

The day that people stop making cheesecake is the day that I lose all faith in myself and humanity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How do I got all dat ass in my jeans?

If I were a boy, how different would my life be?

If I never hopped on the gravy train, would I still be this much of a floozy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a 40-year-old, married mans bed. Lying in a bed full of cats. Pretending to be the thinking man when I use the restroom, number one or number two. I only do that on Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You're the meaning in my life. You're the inspiration.

I have the soul of a 40-year old black man.

I am very experienced in love making, I borrow heavily from the Latin culture.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want me to sing a love song to you. Eight out of eleven times, that song will be Kiss From a Rose.