Your cat or dog will probably understand me a little better.
I commonly find myself on here when I can't sleep.
I take better care of other people than i do myself. Which usually doesn't end well for me.
The most laid back person you may ever meet. I can have fun doing anything and i can find the positive in nearly every situation.
Right now I'm probably indulging in fine flowers and singing Randy Newman.
Even Hitler had a girlfriend. I'm literally less desirable than Hitler.
I'm a cat whisperer in my free time.
I can do nearly any guitar solo with my mouth.
The holy bible
Don't be a menace
Plenty of Mel Brooks
It's always sunny in Philadelphia
The walking dead
Late 80's/early 90's death metal
Old school funk
Terrible 80's pop
Classical and jazz
Spicy food > food.
My life would literally end the day I can no longer eat cheese.
In the event that Dave Chappelle dies, I will give up on all things.
I will spontaneously combust the very moment that I'm not able to express my inner being.
I'll lose the will to live as soon as all the buffets are shut down.
If I couldn't sing and dance to 80's music, I would have already pulled the trigger.
The day that people stop making cheesecake is the day that I lose all faith in myself and humanity.
If I were a boy, how different would my life be?
If I never hopped on the gravy train, would I still be this much of a floozy?
I have the soul of a 40-year old black man.
I am very experienced in love making, I borrow heavily from the Latin culture.