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46 M Johnstown, CO

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:01am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Russian (Poorly), Swahili (Poorly), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Chill dude, good dad (2 teens - full time), great with animals and kids. Responsible and hard working. Solid.

Also, not very mainstream - I value cleverness, absurd humor, modern art, and specific types of crazy people.

I was married for 17 years and have been divorced for the last 3. I'm looking for new friends and exceptional individuals to spend some quality adult time with.
What I’m doing with my life
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I live in Northern Colorado, but my office is in Downtown Denver so I'm able to enjoy all kinds of things all over the place. Life is good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art things. Writing. Design. Diplomacy (teenagers).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I enjoy a steady diet of books and music, so it's difficult to get into specifics - the only constant being change - however a couple of long time favorites are:

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy, by Hawthorne Abendsen, and anything by Mike Patton.

Film I don't get enough of so I can be a little more reflective. Lately I've been favoring Raimi like broad strokes (schlocky, grand cinema) combined with subtle dry humor.

John Dies at the End is not an example of this, but is a favorite movie (and book).

City of Lost Children makes me cry like a baby - seriously, I can't even watch that thing anymore.

I admire Wes Anderson's dedication to symmetry, but I'm not 100% down with it.

I'd also like so say this: I'm not gay, or even remotely bi, but I just want to hold Stephen Chow on my lap and give that dude a snuggle because he is so adorable and sweet!

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Silly Children
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Science, mysticism, satire, touch, grace.

But mostly about guiding my little family of small(ish) humans and pets - they are fun, sweet, and logistically complex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully some kind of cool project, but typically laundry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I believe that wearing matching socks is a complete waste of time.
You should message me if
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You are smart, funny, and adorable.