Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A perfect blend of Tony Stark and Fozzie Bear.
I'm a semi introverted guy, into some interesting things - modern
art, design, music, SCIENCE! - but very little of it has to do with
consistent outdoor exercise (not one of those dudes) or always
having activities planned.
I like to play things by ear, curl up on the couch, and feed the
mind. Preferably while barefoot. In fact, I enjoy just about any
activity that doesn't require shoes.
Like beaches, and nude parkour ...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Crafting smallish humans into happy adults.
Painting murals while listening to opera. There's no way to say
that without sounding pretentious, but there it is.
I live in Northern CO, but my office is in downtown Denver, so I'm
always up for meeting on the mall for lunch, coffee, nerf gun
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art things. Writing. Design. Diplomacy (raising teens).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Grasshopper Lies Heavy - by Hawthorne Abendsen, and anything by
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Irony / Satire
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lately that it's more responsible for one to understand the nature
of the things around them (people, responsibilities, institutions)
and guide their own actions accordingly, rather than attempt to
manipulate those things directly - because my crazy neighbor Barry
is really starting to bug me.
I'd like to think that makes me an anti-narcissist of sorts.
Where does a guy find a quality lady goofball to pal around with
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Painting. Driving kids around. Maybe a little video game
Longboarding in the summer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I believe that wearing matching socks is a complete waste of time.
You should message me if
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You've considered intentionally misspelling 'your' somewhere on
your profile just to weed out all of the fussy people.
A few words from Stephen Fry
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