Obfuscation in the interest of plausible deniability is my lingua franca.
Science, Art, Philosophy - it's all good by me.
I have the ability to become invisible whenever I choose and I use this power to mess with people who totally deserve it. Like my uncle Tony.
Some things I own: House, car, 2 teenagers (full time), 2 dogs, 2 cats, 4 pairs of shoes, and a really nice stereo.
I live in Northern Colorado, but my office is in Downtown Denver so I'm always up for meeting on the mall or somewhere for a quick coffee, bite of food, Nerf gun fight - whatever ...
Which leads us to: