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Xix_Feng

46 M Johnstown, CO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Russian (Poorly), Swahili (Poorly), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Xix: Pronounced 'six' (or nineteen).

Obfuscation in the interest of plausible deniability is my lingua franca.

Science, Art, Philosophy - it's all good by me.

I have the ability to become invisible whenever I choose and I use this power to mess with people who totally deserve it. Like my uncle Tony.

Some things I own: House, car, 2 teenagers (full time), 2 dogs, 2 cats, 4 pairs of shoes, and a really nice stereo.

I live in Northern Colorado, but my office is in Downtown Denver so I'm always up for meeting on the mall or somewhere for a quick coffee, bite of food, Nerf gun fight - whatever ...

Which leads us to:
What I’m doing with my life
Satire, mostly. Some light petard foisting on the weekends...
I’m really good at
I am a skilled swordsman.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my corporeal state always seems to shift ever so slightly. I guess it's kind of hard to notice unless I'm standing in front of bright lights, or an oncoming train.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Grasshopper Lies Heavy, by Hawthorne Abendsen

The lonely romantic dude in me likes to listen to Sam Cooke really loud

I'm not gay, or even remotely bi, but I just want to hold Stephen Chow on my lap and give that dude a snuggle because he is so adorable and sweet! RE: Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, CJ7
The six things I could never do without
Books
Advanced cybernetics research
Loyal minions
Silly children
Faster than light travel
A good sharp stick
Happy Fun Ball (Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball)
Duct tape
Secret decoder ring
Super glue
Butter knife
A talented Foley artist - preferably one who can beatbox - amirite?!
Fuzzy baby animals
Taco machine
The goose that lays the golden egg
Signed first edition copy of the Upanishads
Vloerbedekking (may you never hear of it again)
Pocket bose einstein condensate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The potential impact that the holographic principle of the universe (and other elements of string theory) might have on past life theories and related topics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Kicking ass. Taking names. Defending the weak. Knight in shining armor type stuff - occasional ninja action...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe that wearing matching socks is a complete waste of time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're the kind of woman who gets turned on by good parenting skills.

Or - you can ride a unicycle, because that right there is the shit.