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45 M Johnstown, CO

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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:28pm
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Other, and very serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Has kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Russian (Poorly), Swahili (Poorly), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Xix: Pronounced 'six' (or nineteen).

Obfuscation in the interest of plausible deniability is my lingua franca.

Science, Art, Philosophy - it's all good by me.

I have the ability to become invisible whenever I choose and I use this power to mess with people who totally deserve it. Like my uncle Tony.

Modern art and design is really cool.

Some things I own: House, car, 2 teenagers (full time), 2 dogs, 2 cats, 4 pairs of shoes (seriously, that's all I need), and a really nice stereo.

I live in Northern Colorado, but my office is in Downtown Denver so I'm always up for meeting on the mall or somewhere for a quick coffee, bite of food, Nerf gun fight - whatever ...

Which leads us to:
What I’m doing with my life
I do a lot of laundry and buy a lot of food (it's a zen thing).
I’m really good at
I am a skilled swordsman.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my corporeal state always seems to shift ever so slightly. I guess it's kind of hard to notice unless I'm standing in front of bright lights, or an oncoming train.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Grasshopper Lies Heavy, by Hawthorne Abendsen

The lonely romantic dude in me likes to listen to Sam Cooke really loud

I'm not gay, or even remotely bi, but I just want to hold Stephen Chow on my lap and give that dude a snuggle because he is so adorable and sweet! RE: Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, CJ7
The six things I could never do without
Advanced cybernetics research
Loyal minions
Silly children
Faster than light travel
A good sharp stick
Happy Fun Ball (Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball)
Duct tape
Secret decoder ring
Super glue
Butter knife
A talented Foley artist - preferably one who can beatbox - amirite?!
Fuzzy baby animals
Taco machine
The goose that lays the golden egg
Signed first edition copy of the Upanishads
Vloerbedekking (may you never hear of it again)
Pocket bose einstein condensate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The potential impact that the holographic principle of the universe (and other elements of string theory) might have on past life theories and related topics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Kicking ass. Taking names. Defending the weak. Knight in shining armor type stuff - occasional ninja action...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe that wearing matching socks is a complete waste of time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If, at some point in your life, you wanted to be a pirate.

You're the kind of woman who gets turned on by good parenting skills.

Also your eyebrows must be made up of normal human eyebrow material. Not drawn on. Seems crazy that I have to say that, but there it is.