Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Chill dude, good dad (2 teens - pretty much full time), great with
animals and kids. Well established in career.
I'm a pretty introverted guy - I'm into a lot of interesting stuff,
but very little of it has to do with the outdoors or always having
I like to play things by ear, curl up on the couch, and feed the
mind. Preferably while barefoot. In fact, I enjoy just about any
activity that doesn't require shoes.
What I’m doing with my life
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Crafting small humans into happy adults.
Painting murals while listening to opera. There's no way to say
that without sounding pretentious, but there it is.
I live in Northern CO, but my office is in downtown Denver, so I'm
always up for meeting on the mall for lunch, coffee, nerf gun
I’m really good at
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Art things. Writing. Design. Diplomacy (teenagers).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Grasshopper Lies Heavy - by Hawthorne Abendsen, and anything by
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Irony / Satire
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The best place to find a quality lady goofball to pal around
'Pal around' of course, being a euphemism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Painting. Driving kids around. Maybe a little video game
Longboarding in the summer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I believe that wearing matching socks is a complete waste of time.
You should message me if
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You've considered intentionally misspelling 'your' somewhere on
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