Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Single, gently used man-child. One previous owner, low
maintenance, driven only on bank holidays and odd tuesdays.
If you're tired of the same sad parade of Jocks, Stoners, and
Sensitive Single Dads and are looking for a totally unique
perspective, then I'm the one for you. Thought provoking, fatally
curious, and always digging up new ways to innovate, and enjoy
I'm a semi introverted guy, into some interesting things - modern
art, design, music, SCIENCE! - but very little of it has to do with
consistent outdoor exercise (not one of those dudes) or always
having activities planned.
I like to play things by ear, curl up on the couch, and feed the
mind. Preferably while barefoot. In fact, I enjoy just about any
activity that doesn't require shoes.
Like beaches, and nude parkour ...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Crafting smallish humans into happy adults.
Painting murals while listening to opera. There's no way to say
that without sounding pretentious, but there it is.
I live in Northern CO, but my office is in downtown Denver, so I'm
always up for meeting on the mall for lunch, coffee, nerf gun
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art things. Writing. Design.
Also, I have mad 'running a household' skills. I've been raising 2
teens full time for the last few years. So not only am I capable of
picking up after myself, I can pick up after everyone else as well,
and I know how to drive really fast without getting a ticket (which
is useful when you have to get two different people to two
different places at the same time and you're running late because
one of them crashed their bike right before you had to leave).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Grasshopper Lies Heavy - by Hawthorne Abendsen, and anything by
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lately that it's more responsible for one to understand the nature
of the things around them (people, responsibilities, institutions)
and guide their own actions accordingly, rather than attempt to
manipulate those things directly; objectivity being the highest
form of thought.
I'd like to think that makes me an anti-narcissist of sorts?
Where does a guy find a quality lady goofball to pal around with
these days? Seriously - I was married for 17 years. How does dating
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Painting. Driving kids around. Maybe a little video game
Longboarding in the summer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I believe that wearing matching socks is a complete waste of time.
You should message me if
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You've considered intentionally misspelling 'your' somewhere on
your profile just to weed out all of the fussy people.
A few words from Stephen Fry
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