I say yes to a lot of things when I should probably say no. I work as a TV writer so, as long as I don't die or wind up in jail, there's no downside. If everything goes to shit, at least I'll have a good story.
When people ask me where I grew up, I say that it's still too soon to tell.
I don't think people should talk shit about their friends behind their backs. I think they should do it to their faces. At least that way you're being constructive.
I used to think outside the box. But these days it seems like everyone does that. So now I think inside the box. Just to be different.
Whenever I order someone to do something and they say, "No," to save face I will just look back at them and be like, "OK. You passed the test."
I like to go into a restaurant for the first time and order "the usual."
I really like the expression "Don't be a stranger." Sometimes, on the street, I'll say it to strangers. And sometimes, if I'm really feeling good about myself, I'll say it with a really stern look on my face.
Personally, I think drinking alone is far less depressing than "sharing a drink they call loneliness."