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29 Baltimore, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:29pm
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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If you've ever googled the weather conditions at a national park, I'm pretty sure we'd get along.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working through a post-bac program, the first step in a long journey to becoming a family doctor. I expect I'll finish just in time to practice at the nursing home where I'll be living.

To pay the rent and keep the hummus shelf full, I freelance as a ghostwriter for rich people who like to see their name in print. Mostly, it's op-eds. Mostly, I'm glad it doesn't have my name on it.

Before all this, I worked as an editor at a newspaper in Chicago. And before journalism, I wrote advertising. And before advertising, I taught English in a fishing village in Japan.

I swear I'm more decisive when it comes to relationships.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking of one-liners after the fact.

Falling asleep with the lights on.

Appearing to be a shoplifter while lawfully purchasing items at grocery store self- checkout.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm patiently walking a sweet doddering old lady across the street even though I'm totally in a hurry and going in the like exact opposite direction and deathly allergic to the mink fur coat she is wearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Big Shrimpin' and any other TV that uses English subtitles on native English speakers.

George Saunders, John Cheever, Joan Didion, Tobias Wolff, Ray Carver, David Foster Wallace, Alice Munro, V.S. Naipaul, Andre Dubus.

I've played piano since I was a kid, so I'm pretty into a number of other dead white gentlemen, as well as several alive or more recently deceased black gentlemen. I also like Beck, The Black Keys, Wilco, Nina Simone, The Smashing Pumpkins, Game. And Lucinda Williams. Gosh I like Lucinda Williams.

I consider most food a canvas for El Tapatio. Also, I'm a pescatarian. If you know of a less obnoxious word than "pescatarian", please advise. This plays a significant role in my ability to make and keep friends.
The six things I could never do without
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Basketball shoes.

The Oxford comma.

The Buffalo Bills staying in Buffalo.

Boots, backpack, tent.

82 keys, preferably a little out of tune so I have an excuse.

Friends whom I've known since I was in diapers. (I do not currently wear diapers; this is not negotiable.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking less.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Biting my lower lip on a dance floor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never seen any of the Back to the Future movies, and I think it might be too late now.
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You're empathetic, self-assured, and can deal with an irredeemably slow walker.

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