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29 Baltimore, MD Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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If you've ever googled the weather conditions at a national park, I'm pretty sure we'd get along.
What I’m doing with my life
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Starting med school this summer. I expect I'll become a doctor just in time to practice at the nursing home where I'll be living. In the meantime, I ghostwrite op-eds to keep the hummus shelf full.

Before switching directions, I worked as an editor at a newspaper in Chicago. And before journalism, I wrote advertising. And before advertising, I taught English in a fishing village in Japan.

I swear I'm more decisive when it comes to relationships.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking of one-liners after the fact.

Falling asleep with the lights on.

Appearing to be a shoplifter while lawfully purchasing items at grocery store self- checkout.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm patiently walking a sweet doddering old lady across the street even though I'm like totally in a hurry and going in the exact opposite direction and deathly allergic to both of her mink coats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Big Shrimpin' and any other TV that uses English subtitles on native English speakers.

George Saunders, John Cheever, Joan Didion, Tobias Wolff, Ray Carver, David Foster Wallace, Alice Munro, V.S. Naipaul, Andre Dubus.

I've played piano since I was a kid so I'm a big fan of Rachmaninoff, Chopin, Debussy and several other dead white European men. Also Beck, The Black Keys, Wilco, Nina Simone, The Smashing Pumpkins, Game, John Murry. And Lucinda Williams. Gosh I like Lucinda Williams.

I consider most food a canvas for El Tapatio. Also, I'm a pescatarian. If you know of a less obnoxious word than "pescatarian", please advise. This plays a significant role in my ability to make and keep friends.
The six things I could never do without
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— Basketball shoes
— A piano
— A passport
— the Buffalo Bills
— the NYT crossword
— friends I've known since I was in diapers. (I do not currently wear diapers; this is not negotiable.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Thinking a little less.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Biting my lower lip on a dance floor.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never seen any of the Back to the Future movies, and I think it might be too late now.
You should message me if
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You're empathetic, self-assured, and can deal with an irredeemably slow walker.