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28 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:04pm
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Japanese (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
If you've ever googled the weather conditions at a national park, I'm pretty sure we'd get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Working through a post-bac program, the first step in a long journey to becoming a family doctor. I expect I'll finish just in time to practice at the nursing home where I'll be living. To pay the rent and keep the hummus shelf full, I freelance as a ghostwriter for rich people who like to see their name in print. Mostly, it's op-eds. Mostly, I'm glad it doesn't have my name on it.

Before all this, I was an editor at a newspaper in Chicago. And before journalism, I wrote advertising. And before advertising, I taught English in a fishing village in Japan.

I swear I'm more decisive when it comes to relationships.
I’m really good at
Thinking of one-liners after the fact.

Falling asleep with the lights on.

Estimating the number of miles in the tank after the gas light turns on.

Appearing to be a shoplifter while lawfully purchasing items at grocery store self- checkout.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm patiently walking a sweet doddering old lady across the street even though I'm like totally in a hurry and going in the opposite direction.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Big Shrimpin' and any other television that uses subtitles on native English speakers.

George Saunders, John Cheever, Joan Didion, Tobias Wolff, Ray Carver, David Foster Wallace, Alice Munro, V.S. Naipaul, Andre Dubus.

I've played piano since I was a kid, so I'm pretty into Chopin, Rachmaninoff and a number of other dead white gentlemen, as well as Keith Jarrett, Herbie Hancock, and several alive black gentlemen. Also Beck, The Black Keys, Wilco, Nina Simone, The Smashing Pumpkins. And Lucinda Williams.

I consider most food a canvas for El Tapatio. Also, I'm a pescatarian. If you know of a less obnoxious word than "pescatarian", please advise. This is very important to my ability to make and keep friends.
The six things I could never do without
Basketball shoes.

The Oxford comma.

The Buffalo Bills.

Boots, backpack, tent.

82 keys, preferably in tune.

Friends whom I've known since I was in diapers. (I do not currently wear diapers; this is not negotiable.)
On a typical Friday night I am
On a dance floor, biting my lower lip in deep concentration.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never seen any of the Back to the Future movies, and I think it might be too late now.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're empathetic, self-assured, and can deal with an irredeemably slow walker.