I'm not that awesome, even though I'm told that I am. Yeah, that sounds narcissistic and it probably is.

I used to have a profile already here but then I come online from a real computer and.. it's gone. My pictures, my profile. Not sure what happened, but I also don't think I care. I think I just copied my profile from my MySpace profile anyways. I guess I'll write something.

I'm a romantic at heart. I crush super easily, but I'm picky about who I decide to "trust" enough to open up totally (I just want to make sure you're worth it and won't treat me like others do sometimes). I mean, I may be quiet and submissive and reserved, but I'm no doormat.

I like to be called little affectionate names, such as kitten, sweetie, honey, hun. It's just something that no one has done for me and I've always envied it when it happens to everyone else. I don't like it when someone calls me "kid" tho.

I'm overweight, but I'm very curvy. There are people out there that aren't attracted to curvy women, but I haven't seemed to find any of those type yet. I may not be perfect in my size, but I watch what I eat most of the time and I do the random DDR and the wii fit when I'm in the mood to do it. I used to do P90X and it worked really well for me but life got in the way and I had to stop it after a month. I'm hoping I'll start it again because I really got toned, even if after just a month.

I'm not a 100% comfortable with my body but doesn't it count that I'm trying to change it? So many complain about the way they look and feel, but they don't do anything about it. I hate that and I complain about people like that so I can't be a hypocrite. If I want to complain about something but I'm not willing to take that extra step to change it, why even mention it in the first place?

I'm a computer nerd. I love electronics. I love the idea of being able to fix computers, program computers, make computer programs, network computers, anything. I don't know anything about how to do ANY of that but I hope one day I'll change that.

I watch movies when I can; sometimes, I just usually skip to my favourite parts of the film, watch it, and then I go to the next one. My favourite film of all time is V for Vendetta. Stupid, yeah, but I can't help it.

My profile says I'm bi. I am, but the truth of the matter is that I'm pansexual. It means, not attracted to just age or gender,but attracted to personality moreso. I'm attracted to men but there are those type of women that make me stop in my tracks and I do the wolf-tongue.

I get crushes very easily but I've found that the ones I'm attracted to aren't attracted to me. And the ones attracted to me, I'm not really attracted to them. I swear, the universe hates me. Or at least my hormones do.

I don't have a sense of humor to the point that I make it clearly known. If I had to tell a joke or retell a story to save my life, I'd already be dead. My humor could be considered dry and brittle, if even sarcastic. It's the type of humor that I don't SEE it as humor but apparently, other people do. I don't know, I just know that if I TRY to be funny, it fails miserably so whatever happens, happens.

People think I'm painfully shy, nah. I'm just socially retarded. I'm an introverted person the first few times you may talk to me, but the more we talk, the more extroverted I am.

I don't like being socially retarded but I've gotten comfortable with the fact :)

I'm just here for the friends, mainly. If someone wants to talk, please don't hesitate to write me. Like I said, I get crushes easily (almost equally online as I do in real life) and I might crush over you and then maybe, just maybe, you might feel the same way too.

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• WhyMista
• drevil55

It's going slow but it's going. I've gotten my Associate's but I need to go back to college to get a bachelor's in something. Maybe in Library Science, computers, or something.

Calming customers down so they don't yell at me at work. Or I make it look like I'm trying my darndest to fix a problem so it looks like I'm actually trying (even when I may not know wtf I'm doing and using the "omg i need to help" look which means (for me) "i don't know wtf to do!")

smiling and laughing where it sounds like a loud cackle when I'm really amused.

knitting scarves or simple hats. Or this nifty felted fortune cookie things.

playing DDR (I'm playing some songs on Expert now! :D)

making a good Pasta Salad.

being an Internet nerd.

not dressing good.

being deathly afraid of zombies (also being awesome at killing them XD)

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• ipsemet

My hair. Or that I'm constantly doodling, even though it's nothing worth mentioning. Or my necklaces (I've got the key to the Dead Man's Chest, an astroglobe that I haven't learned to read yet, and this nifty celtic thing).

that I love to quote Lemony Snicket, Groucho Marx, Dimitri Martin, Jack Handey (Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts from SNL), and Brian Regan. The funnier and subtle the quotes are, the more I love to use them :)

I admit that I don't read very much because I have ADD and I don't have the attention span for it. I buy books more than I read them and I hope that one day I will crack under the pressure and read it all. Because once I get really hooked into a book, I can't put it down. But getting to the point where I'm really hooked, it's a feat in itself. The only books I've been like that over have been Jemima J, Ella Enchanted, and Harry Potter. Oh, and the Princess Diaries.

My favourite movies? Geez. How can I answer that one?
My fav movies are V for Vendetta, Jumanji, Jurassic Park, The Goonies, Peter Pan (all, including the films and the play versions), Sabrina, Amelie, and Two Weeks Later. I've got more but I tend to hate it when people fill up the entirity of their profile with their favourite films. Like hell I'm going to read it, I usually skip over this section anwyays when I'm reading someone's profile. I just look at their "food catergory" because if they are against Oriental/Asian food, then it's a point off them. Those people fail at life! :-o

Music? Eh, anything that has a good beat to it. I tried to get into Indie shit but it's too peaceful and mellow for me.

Food is anything. I LOVE ORIENTAL. I LOVE SUSHI. I LOVE IT ALL. Other than that, I love the carb-king of the world: Italian/pasta :) mmmmm. I've never been a huge fsn of pizza, except when I'm watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Pizza is a MUST.

-something over my head
-my iphone
-work
-conversations
-video games
-unsweet iced tea

- "Will this parent stop asking me why I don't carry a particular toy when "Toys-R-Us had it!!!"? ('Cause I'd like to gut them)

- texting people that I should respond back to

- playing my iPhone ocarina

- people I like

- The want to sleep

being a hermity nerd, either by myself or with friends

I like the thought of older men but I've dated my fair share of older men, and I think I'll stick to men in a more reasonable age limit.

Friends with benefits never work out so I don't look for them. Don't ask if I'll be your FWB, because you prolly won't like my answer.

I want my own Jim Halpert.

you don't think I'm totally batshit insane for writing all this nonsense.