I'm Jess.

I like intelligent conversations.

Surrealism is a love.

Photography is a passion.

My body is a work of art in progress. More piercings to come. The tattoo journey starts soon, as well.

I love to make people laugh.

I ramble. A lot.

I am everything that every parent has ever warned their child about.

I talk to strangers. What can I say? I like meeting new people. That being said, would you guess that I'm shy and soft-spoken? Well, I am. It's probably why I can't message people on here. >_>

I drink on nights when I know I have work at 12:30. (By the way, I work weekends.)

I like colors. When I was younger, I thought I liked wearing all black. Boy, was I wrong. I'd rather be a rainbow than a stormcloud.

I like vodka. A lot. I guess that's the Russian side of me.

Besides Russian, I'm also German.

I want to go to Finland. Badly (Though I should probably learn Finnish first).

I will never be able to bullshit my way through one thousand words in this. I just can't say that much about myself.

Self-Summary? No. Just random thoughts of mine thrown together in description form.

If you'd like to talk to me, and a message doesn't suffice, feel free to IM me. I'm almost always on AIM (axfirexinside300) and Yahoo (axfirexinside333). Don't waste your time or mine, though, if you're too lazy to type out the two extra letters needed to make the word "you". U is a letter, not a word.

Right now, I'm working in retail. Within the next year or so, hopefully I'll be in Philly, living with one of my best friends, still working in retail, and getting my Cosmotology license. =)

Making people laugh, even if it is at the worst possible time. (Example, at a funeral, in a church, at 5AM when there's class at 7AM.)

You tell me. =)

Books: Anything by Anne Rice. True Crime (Serial Killers especially)...

Movies: See No Evil, May, Alexander, SLC Punk, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter series...

Music: AFI, Type O Negative, Jason Mraz, Children of Bodom, Savage Garden, Avenged Sevenfold, Five Finger Death Punch, Disturbed, the Rasmus...

--- Music.

--- Best Friend.

--- Camera.

--- Booze.

--- Clothes.

--- Internet/Laptop.

The future, zombies, What If...?, the Apocalypse, where I'll be during it, and who I'll be with.

Working or trying to have fun. If none of the above, watching SmackDown.

I follow WWE like some people follow Jesus.

Oh, and...Joan Rivers scares me.

...I intrigue you.
...I weird you out.
...I seem fun.