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34 Denver, CO Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hey I am Jason. I can promise you I will make you laugh, and always keep things interesting. I gave up my retail manager position, AKA Al Bundy shoe store fun, to follow my dream of being a writer. Of course all things in life don't turn out the way you envision, but sometimes it is not for the worst. I own a small production company where I write, direct, shoot, edit, act, promote and a million other jobs that my fingers do not wish to type. It is hard work and the pay is about as good as a Buger King "Top Flipper", but I love what I do. When I am not working, I am a huge comedian and nerd. I do not use the word "Nerd" lightly. I am every sense of the word except the asthma inhaler and button up shirts filled with pens and pocket calulators. I am sarcastic, well spoken, a tad insane, and lack any type of filter. There is no middle ground you either love me or hate me. On the opposite side of all those awesome facts about me I am also very caring, honest and go out of my way to help those who I care about, but do not cross me. It is true that revenge is a dish best served cold with some really crappy box wine.
What I’m doing with my life
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Most of that was described above, as I did not take the time to look down a few inches to see this was here. And now I am far too lazy to erase it. Besides being wanted in 8 different countries for being way to awesome, actually I meant banned from 8 countries for wasting their air with my breath, I spend a lot of time doing production and trying to get my company off the ground with no engine or wings, not a east task. I also spend a great deal of time watching movies, hanging out with my roommates/friends/business partners, damn that was a lot of/, watching TV, playing video games and of course preparing for either the Mayan's prediction to come true, or the Zombie Apoclypse, whichever comes first. Believe me one will.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Helping others with their porblems and neglecting my own. Making everyone either laugh or run away in horror. Making films, improv, stand up, editing, ok now I am just boasting ha ha. Beating 15 year old kids, like in Halo, not real life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My passion about life and what intersts me. It used to be my Mohawk, but those days are gone, and I do cry a few tears now in then in rememberance. Also I have heard my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: I wish I had more time to read stuff like Star Trek , Star Wars novels, noir, thriller and sci fi, but I am stuck reading books about filmmaking, and how to use some new fancy program.

MOVIES: Scott Pilgrim Vs the World, The Avengers, hell most comic films, The Dark Knight Series, Event Horizon, Vertigo, Ginger Snaps, Night Of the Living Dead and anything to do with Zombies, Alien Series, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Mist, The Orphanage, Evil Dead series, All the Nightmare on Elm Streets, Eraser Head, Hannibal series, Potergiest, Harry Potter Series, LOTR series, Indian Jones series but not 4, Star Wars (3,4,5,6), Mad Max series, The Matrix, Apocolypse Now, 80's action like Terminator, Rambo seris ( yes even 3 and 4), anything Sly, Ah-nold, Willis, Van Damm and even Seagal. Point Break, Speed, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Drunken Master, anything Bruce Li, Jet Li, Jackie Chan and Tony Jaa, The Raid, The Vacation series, Goonies ( hey you Guys!) Animal House, Superbad, Citizen Kane, Anything Hitchcock, Strangers On a train, Rear window etc, Love old dilm noirs like White Head and The Maltese Falcon, The Pink Panter seris ( old ones), Airplane, Scary Movies, Austin Powers series, anything Monty python, Spaceballs, The Hangover, old Jim Carey and Adam Sandler, anything Vince Vaughn does, Dodgeball, Be cool etc, Godfather Series, Mean Streets, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Anything Tarintino, Pulp Fiction, kill Bill etc. Forest gump, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Fight Club and anything David Fincher does. American Beauty, It's a Wonderful Life, Casablanca, Gran Tarino, Rocky series and a million others. i think i will end this list before whoever is reading this dies of old age.

TV: My love of TV is only second to my love for films. Here are some I am watching as of now: Supernatural, Big Bang Theroy, Modern Family, 30 Rock, Community, Parks and Rec, the Office, Grimm, Bones, Fringe, American Idol ( guilty pleasure), It's Always Sunny, American Horror Story, Haven Doctor Who, Sherlock, Dexter, Torchwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm. Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, and i think that is all i am watching for now.

MUSIC: I like a pretty wide variety and find new great music everyday. Of course Punk is one of my top favorite, old punk, new punk, pop punk anything punk. Some favorites include: AFI, Bad Brains, Bad religion, Bless The Fall, Dropkick Murphy's, Circle Jerks, Cartel, Dead Boys, NOFX. No Use For A Name, Pennywise, Rise Gainst, Senses Fail, Silverstein, The Academy is..., The Distillers, the Misfits, and many more. I also have a equal love for dance music. Mostly trance, house and a few Dub step songs. As long as they keep the transformers sex to softcore i like it. Some favs are: Armin Van Burren, Tiesto, Avicii, Srillex, Nero, Deadmau5, Calvin Harris and Dj Doboy. I have a strong passion for rockabilly: the Horrorpops, Elvis, Billy Lee Riley, Batmobile, Demented are Go, Subhumans and the Revrend Horton Heat are some I like. Classic Rock is forever in my Heart and plays a lot on my itunes or car. Some tops are : Boston The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, The Stones, David Bowie, Hendrix, Deep purple, The Police, Pantera, Jefferson Airplane, The Doors and many more. Of course I like rock, indie and alternative too: Some I can think of include: Silversun Pickups, Gaslight Anthem, Dead Confederate, The Black Keys, Chevelle, Avenge Sevenfold, Deftones, Dragonforce, Foo Fighters, From First to Last, Fu Manchu, Orange Goblin, Queens of the Stone Age, the Hives, Chilli Peppers, Taking Back Sunday and quite a few more. Lastly I do enjoy some select old school hip hop from time to time: grandmaster Flash, Beastie Boys, 2pac, old Death Row Records, Geto Boys, Dj Quik, Canibus, Wu-Tang, POS, Digital Underground, Nas, Notorious, Tribe Called quest and few new groups like Flo Rider, far East movement and anything Swedish House Mafia or David Guetta .

FOOD: Ending this epic list on something tasty. I have been called picky, and to those people I tell them, No way Jose! Ok that was only to Jose but I am not that Picky. i love Italian. I half, and grew up with some fresh homemade grandma style dishes. i also love mexican food, and good old fashion American. The things I do not like are: Pickles, Mustard, Indian Food, onions (uncooked) and fod found off the ground regardless of the 5 second rule. i also fairly like veggies, fruit and Chinese food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Phone ( I am a text whore)
2. Family
3. Friends (without them, life would be dull)
4. Mechanical Unicorns ( because why not)
5. Television
6. Love (aww. I know)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many licks does it take.... Where am I.. How did I end up wearing these panties... and why does my roomate love Horses THAT much...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Every Friday night i get together with my friends and cast mates and we practice our improv comedy web show, followed by some beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have really bad anxiety, and it sucks, but I deal with it the best I can.
You should message me if
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Please do not message me unless you are serious about getting to know each other, no games unless it is scrabble, I be good at that. If you have a good sense of humor, are honest, sarcastic, have the same interests, actually like to spend time, can put up with craziness, like to spend time watching movies, playing video games or just talking. Are caring and supportive of those you care about. If you want o know more, not that I left a lot out of this long thing, feel free to message me. Girls can make the first move too.