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Xyraze

30 F Derby, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wow, the pressure is now on to sound interesting, funny and cute after all, this is my first impression to you. Hello by the way, it is very nice to meet you.

I could tell you about my rocky path into existence, or my troublesome life full of dark tales and hard times. But in reality none of that would be true. I have been very lucky in life, beginning with an easy birth and followed by a somewhat smooth path, falling into what I've done before and what i'm doing now. I'm just drifting through life and that's OK :-).

I think it's only fair to say right now, before you get too attached to my dazzling personality (note sarcasm, sometimes it's hard to detect through text) i'm not looking for a relationship (or a fuck buddy). There are times in your life when you know the best thing for you is to be single, and this is that point for me. However, a new friend, that would be nice, and maybe in the future you turn out to be the one to convince me that single life isn't for me, or maybe we turn out to be the best-est of friends, or maybe we exchange a few messages and that would be it but, wouldn't it be nice to find out? Life after all is full of possibility, and isn't that what makes it so much fun?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work wise i'm working as a lab technician, which, if we get down to the real basics of it, i move varying amounts of liquid from one place to another.

When i'm not working, i'm waiting for you to message me, I think you should, after all, you've spent this much time reading this far, if you don't send me a message, it would have all been for nothing, and life's too short to waste time like that :-).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably how odd i look/dress, and my general social awkwardness. But once they get over that, i don't know, my smile? My crazy, manic smile! :-D.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My go to book will always be 'A princess bride'. Love it, it's as good as the film! There are many more really good books out there, but i don't think any have taken over Princess Bride in my eyes.

Movies; Good Will Hunting and Circle of Friends, because i'm just a big girl! Perks of Being a Wallflower, surprisingly wonderful, I personally think it makes a better film than book. Kickass, it's always fun to see a murderous, foul mouthed little girl!. (I'll build on this later. . .or never.)

Shows; Mighty Boosh (when i was an impressionable student), pretty much anything Joss Whedon, IT Crowd, Black Books, Spaced, Veronica Mars, Arrested Development (but have yet to see the last series!), Community, Parks and Recs, I know I've missed out a lot, but you get the idea.

Music; I need some music education! But, i'm a rocker or indie chick at heart.

Food; Anything that's not sushi (had a bad incident involving sushi and alcohol! Bad times!).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If we skip all the essentials like food, water etc etc, i would say, friends and family and leave it at that. Everything else is just an added bonus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Crap mostly. Metaphorically AND literally (it's part of my job)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably having some sort of movie night with my sister.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Fill in the blank and make up your own jokes

I once ***** with a **** and a ***** and i liked it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–32
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends