Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The best thing I could say is, talk to me. I have a really wide
range of interests and skills, I'm quite intelligent, funny,
considerate, and I genuinely care about people. I'm not trolling
for sex, and I'd really just like to make some new friends. In the
end though, my quest is one to find my damsel.
Me? I can't be described with words, you'll have to experience me
to have any idea who I am. I'm the best guy you've never talked to,
and the one your mom never warned you about. (In a good way.) I'm
more like the knight in camouflage, because it's more practical for
my stealthy rescue. I'll slip in through the window, sweep you off
your feet, and we'll be gone before the dragon ever knew I was
I am a bit introverted, but not necessarily a hermit. I like to go
out, but I tend to keep to myself or with a close group of friends
rather than be a part of a large group. I build and play video
games on custom computers.
On the other side, I also jumped out of flying aircraft in the
Army, I have tattoos, and I'm pretty damn adventurous. I really
don't fit any archetypes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now life is pretty laid back and stable. I have a nice car,
good job, and a decent place to live. I'm mostly focused on saving
money and preparing for what's to come. I'd like to pay off my car
early and be making payments towards property that I actually own
in the nearish future.
I'm happy with the general direction my life is headed at the
Learning from mistakes, both mine and others'. I don't fault people
for their mistakes, I just ask that they learn from them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Learning... I'm not exactly sure how to explain it, but I absorb
information like a sponge, and a lot of it sticks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a ninja, people don't notice me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really don't limit myself in any of these subjects, I keep an
open mind to pretty much all of it. I'll try to give you an idea of
my habits with each of the subjects though.
Most daily reading consists of Reddit and Cracked.com.
I will read a good book of any genre. I enjoy reading and do it
often, but to be honest I haven't read many books lately. You're
more likely to find me reading articles on whatever subject has my
interest at the moment. More informative reading than anything
else. Terry Prachett is my favorite author.
It'd just be easier to say that I haven't seen many movies made
before 1980. I grew up watching a different movie or two most
nights. I'll watch any movie once pretty much, ones I like I'll
A few favorites are Lord of the Rings, Avatar, Princess Bride,
Sucker Punch, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, and Equilibrium.
I might watch like... 50 hours of TV a year. When most people would
be watching TV I'm on the computer.
I listen to a lot of music and it's a little bit of everything.
Rap, Rock, Country, Classical... everything. My favorite genre is
I'm easy to feed, I'll eat pretty much anything. I also have a
fondness for Spanish food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from CHNOPS, everything that I could list, I have done
without. I really appreciate the things I do have, such as the
luxuries of modern society, loving friends and family, and all that
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who cuts the grass in zombie movies?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, or nerding it up online.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to think.
I take bad pictures.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I messaged you. I don't care if you think I look like Cthulhu, hate
everything that I like, and I failed to impress you in every way
possible. I took the time to write an original, multi-sentenced,
somewhat grammatically correct message, specifically for you.
That's more than you'll get from most people, so you could at least
tell me to fuck off.
You want to go to Sea World. I have an annual pass, so let's go!
Also willing to consider adding Busch Garden's to the pass if you
live out on the west side of Florida.
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