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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30-35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 10, 2012
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am single and very outgoing. I have a close group of friends and they are a big part of my life since I have no family near me. They are loud, rowdy, tacky to a fault and we all enjoy our favorite past time: people watching. Actually, it is more like people laughing.

I like to go out to little dive bars, spend time with my friends drinking beer or fucking off, and lazing around on Sundays watching movies. I have ink and plan on getting much more. I have a great job that is a big priority to me and I work hard for my company. Blah, blah, blah...

I am witty, smartass, and straight-forward
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hanging out with friends.
Trying not to murder people who don't use turn signals.
Inventing new "refrige-a-grazing" and "ferret chariot"
Waiting (impatiently) for True Blood to return.
Plotting the death of Belinda Carlisle...I'm thinking Cholera.
Trying to take over the world.
Working on a way to eradicate mushrooms & onions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making an utter fool of myself, and perhaps anyone in my sightline, in order to make someone laugh.

Having almost no skill at anything that requires dexterity. I am fumbly and clumsy.

Singing loudly...not well, but loud and with enthusiasm!

Golden Eye on N64. I'll seriously kill you with grenade launchers in the temple, biatch! Yes, I have a better game system but the games of my young adulthood are always my faves.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My tattoos or my pale skin. I am seriously a white girl. Not like an albino or anything, just like a shut in...who is allergic to sun. Thank god for freckles, eh?! They're like skin glitter!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - King mainly. Love Christophr Moore, too. I mean, anyone who titles a book "Island of the Sequined Love-Nun" deserves to be read! I also enjoy the Fire & Ice series by George R. R. Martin. I like anything that grabs my attention at the time. I have a revolving door at Barnes & Noble.

Movies - Boondock Saints, Super Troopers, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Dazed and Confused, Hot Fuzz/Shaun of the Dead, Wristcutters, High Fidelity, Big Trouble in Little China, The Professional, Vibes, Amelie, Soapdish, 200 Cigarettes, Billy Elliot, Four Rooms, PCU, Gross Pointe Blank, Rocky Horror, The Prophecy, My Chauffer, Monty Python ANYTHING, anything that makes me laugh, really.

Music - I absolutely cannot live without MUSIC! My faves are Placebo, The Police, Bowie, Iggy Pop, Duran Duran, Tool, Depeche Mode, The Strokes, The Cure, Flaming Lips, Antony & the Johnsons, Beatles, Bjork, Echo and The Bunnymen, Talking Heads, and a helping of anything 80's new wave.**Recently discovered Phoenix, Gossip and Big Pink!!**

Foods - Cheeseburgers are evil and I cannot turn away from the darkside. Mushrooms can go straight to hell. They can take onions with them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends, beer, great music, individuality, love, cheeseburgers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to humiliate myself in the most awkward ways. Oh, wait. That shit happens spontaneously. Nevermind. :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with my friends usually having cocktails or hanging at someone's place. Or playing video games and chilling at the casa watching movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a Star Wars tattoo. Yeah, I'm that kind of person.
You should message me if
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You can string words together to make a coherent sentence.

***WARNING: If you are remotely homophobic/racist we will NOT get along. Sorry, this is Oklahoma so sometimes you just gotta, ya know, throw that on out there.***