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35 Minneapolis, MN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:28pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've settled in Minneapolis because of my lovely friends, but I miss mountains, oceans and true metropolises. I adore traveling and being outside especially if it is deep in the urban jungle on my bike, although I take necessary excursions to nature on a hike. If I'm not working I'm probably reading, writing a little, worrying about game design or tending my garden.

I'm ethically non-monogamous and I'll just let Guitar Wolf do the talking: "Ace! Love has no borders, nationalities or genders!"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to figure a way to apply the ideals of Oscar Wilde's essay 'The Soul of Man Under Socialism' by allowing a caste of robots to end human drudgery. Thus freeing humanity to attain our full species being whilst enjoying the industrial/technological comfort we demand.

On the mundane I'm thinking about going back to school for the philosophy of biology or something equally non-money generating.

I sing in a cosmic doom band and love to play every kind of game, but especially poker and 5E these days.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
understanding how people could be better.

explaining to my friends why Cher's song 'If I Could Turn Back Time' is legitimately about time travel.

writing dirges about made up monsters.

knowing where little things should be.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You see a man with an affinity for the colors green and purple.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Lynne Tillman, Stewart Home, Alain Robbe-Grillet, Michael Moorcock, Thomas Disch, Voltaire, Laurence Sterne, Jonathan Swift, Kathy Acker, Mervyn Peake, PKD, Poul Anderson, Carl Sagan, The Borribles, Jeff Noon, Clark Ashton Smith, M. John Harrison, China Mîeville, Steve Aylett, Osamu Tezuka, Grant Morrison amongst a terrible mess of non-fiction.

Pathfinder, Gloom, Bananagrams, Poker, Risk: Legacy, Dark Souls, Monster Hunter, KOF 2k2UM, Guilty Gear, VFFS, Kingdom Hearts, three sided futbol

kung fu, Peter Greenaway (I do feel terrible about it), Kenneth Anger, Kenneth Russell, Paul Verhoeven, Bayhem, Wild Zero, Umbrellas of Cherbourg,

Dr Who, Lexx, Adventure Time, murder and owls in the Black Lodge

Hendrix. Sleep. The Baby Huey Story. Sun Ra. Thelonius Monk. Augustus Pablo. Stereo Lab. Aretha Franklin. A Tribe Called Quest. everything on Stax Records. Jackson Five. Dusty Springfield. Eater. Buzzcocks. Bikini Kill. Regress. Gauze. Deathside. Omega Tribe. Stravinsky. Taylor Swift. Hawkwind. Plastikman. Boris. Digital Mystikz. ABBA. Can. Harmonia. Black Sabbath. Booker T. & the MGs. Bowie. Björk. Joanna Newsom. Boredoms. Flipper. Electric Wizard. Eric Dolphy. Charlie Bird. Earth. Jimmy Castor Bunch. Parliment Funkadelic. Dr John. France Gall.

I eat largely everything the world has to offer, while minimizing meat consumption, however I refuse to eat cephalopods. They are way too smart to waste by eating them.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the space program.
glasses to read with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hegel & Marx. Krazy & Ignatz.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Surrounded by fog and hymns of doom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm gonna get my 1989 tickets very soon cause Blank Spaces.
You should message me if
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you want to laugh or prefer intelligent conversation. Also if you can understand non-monogamy is real, viable and a way to not end up like your parents.