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Yamarel

25 Columbus, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I take care of my pets and hold Viking funerals for those who don't make it.

I pretend I'm tough because I ride a motorcycle.

I scream at the TV when I lose a video game because that shit obviously wasn't my fault.

I have my bachelor's degree in biology and sometimes when I'm drunk I wear a lab coat while referring to my cat as my lab assistant, Dr. Schrödy.

I like not murdering people I meet on OkCupid.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to prove I'm not a serial killer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting really drunk and pissing in my cat's litter box to try and encourage him to use the toilet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sense of humor

A shovel

An axe

An untraceable getaway vehicle

Cat treats

Pumpkin spice lattes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How a 15 degree turn of the steering wheel can make you go from Joe-everyman to a front page story
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Seeing if I can launch chips in the air and catch them with my mouth
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may or may not have a nightlight in my room. Not for any particular reason like the monsters that are definitely under my bed.

I'm also kind of a fan of Lady Gaga... I can't help it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have daddy issues and are looking for someone to work those out with, or have a guess as to which parts of my profile are a joke and would like to chat.