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Yamarel

25 Columbus, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy taking care of my pets and hold Viking funerals for those who don't make it past the trials.

Whenever I get the chance, I always like riding my motorcycle and practicing having hypothetical conversations with cops because I think they think I'm a drug mule.

I scream at the TV when I lose a video game because that shit obviously wasn't my fault.

I have my bachelor's degree in biology and like getting drunk and wearing a lab coat while referring to my cat as my lab assistant, Dr. Schrödy.

I like not raping or murdering people I meet on OkCupid.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to prove I'm not a serial killer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting really drunk and pissing in my cat's litter box to get back at him for waking me up all night.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sense of humor

A shovel

An axe

An untraceable getaway vehicle

Cat treats

Pumpkin spice lattes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How a 15 degree turn of the steering wheel can make you go from Joe-everyman to a front page story
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Winning at Russian Roulette with a semiautomatic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may or may not have a nightlight in my room. Not for any particular reason like the monsters that are definitely under my bed.

I'm also kind of a fan of Lady Gaga... I can't help it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have daddy issues and are looking for someone to work those out with, or have a guess as to which parts of my profile are a joke and would like to chat.