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28 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Feb 26
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a goofball nerd looking for someone with whom I can be a goofball nerd.

I'm not looking for a relationship at the moment -- if you're reading this and think we're cool enough to be friends, that works for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loooooooooong road ahead -- trying to become a famous author/filmmaker/programmer/actor/whatever.

I currently work at a comic book store in Ottawa, and damn it, it's the best job I've ever had.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creative stuff, computers, editing, and making weird noises.

I'm also startlingly good at puns, so if you hate them, you probably won't like me very much. That said, I consider rolling eyes to be a measure of the success of my jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whether or not I'm on fire.

Usually followed by my amusing eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Streetlight Manifesto
Anything by Isaac Asimov

I find it hard to pick favourites.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Literature (books, comics, manga, et cetera)
Puns (they're the perfect PUNishment)
The ability to pad out lists to at least six items
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and how I can twist its arm behind its back and make it do what I want.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Huddled up with a good book -- even if it's one I'm writing, or watching a movie. Recently, I've been spending far too much time playing Phantasy Star Online 2 (and if you even know what that is, we're destined to be friends).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never open-mouth kissed a horse.
You should message me if
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I made you smile at least once while you read my profile.