Hello everyone, thanks for coming, I see you bought the tickets, very well, the presents and flowers can be left in the antechamber, thank you. If you saw those test results and have a ready vision of me in your mind, put it in the trashcan immediately. I change by the minute and none of it is accurate. "How well we know him?" Never well enough.

Ambivalence and ambience live in my soul, so no one can love me without hating me at the same time.

Oh yes, all this is very profound and aloof, so just add a wink

;)

Now you may proceed.

I'm selling it on eBay, ten euro for 3 kilos. Can haggle.

I'm an actor and a part-time cartoonist. Marriage of these two should give animation but for now, it won't. It gives a few pieces of scenography, a theatre poster or a comic once in a while though.

Conjuring rain. No, really.

And snow. Apart from that, I draw a lot. And I fight with swords. And I sail, dive, swim, recite poetry, dance, sing, write sci-fi novels, wander around old ruins muttering things, solve puzzles, am a ninja, and do many other things. An actor has to know a bit of everything. Jack of all trades, master of acting.

I am a MENSA member... well I was. I stopped paying the yearly fee. It didn't seem smart to me.

I suck at first impressions. After knowing someone a bit longer I usually hear I'm a huge surprise.

Handsome, cocky and narcissistic. Then comes funny. Then maybe not that empty. Hey, he's not really that bad and his attitude is just a joke.
Isn't it?
oh well, we'll never know.

I tend to have a really rebellious nature, even rebelling against rebellion and rebel stereotypes. I hate fashion, I wear only what fits me, never what's on top. I do what I want do to, what would feel good at the moment. Last night I was running away from some guards on rooftops like Ezio.

It was cool.

Victorious. Epic. High.

I like reading since my 2nd birthday, but sometimes I forget about it.
I enjoyed Catch 22, Eco, Hesse, Malazan Empire books, random poetry, random wikipedia entries and spiderman comics to name a few.

I recently rediscovered Darren Aronofsky and his films.
I like Nolan, I like Lynch, I like Kubrick, I like them all, too many to point out, not one a true master yet.
300 and Machete are next to Mulholland Drive on my shelf. Boondock Saints theme is my ringtone, Tarantino won me with Pulp fiction and Inglorious Basterds, but I also enjoy movies like TRON or American Beauty.

I love archetypes and tropes!

I don't usually watch telly but I fell in love with Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Jack and things like South Park, The Simpsons or Monty Python. Oh and Whose Line Is It Anyway?, they are pure gold.

I'm a loyal fan of Liquido (even though they split) I'm sure you know their greatest hit, Narcotic.
But I'm not a musical racist, I like to listen to what reflects my mood. Or what I need just now.

Thats the pop I like. The other kinds of art, well...
Liszt, Tchaikovsky, celtic and slavic folk, old b&w films, Shakespeare, Gogol, Chekhov, Picasso, Klein, Turner, intricate religious texts, obscure comics, forgotten myths, legends and more.

Ten years ago, when I was a hippie, with long hair and a peace sign, I used to listen to chillout all the time. But that's pretty obvious. These days are long gone.
F*ck, I'm old.

And yes, I had a power metal/prog rock band. How did you know? Nobody appreciates keyboardists these days...

My senses.

Everything. Love, genesis, purpose, existence, girls, time, spirit, religion, hate, bonds, trust, boobs, music, silence, friendship, archetypes, people, body, mind, soul, mythology, comics, art, boobs, luck, happiness and so on.

Oh, and conjuring rain. No, really.

Conjuring rain. No, really.

But sometimes I am also performing something in a theatre, postponing deadlines on some drawings or posters, meditating, scheming how to make my warhammer players suffer in the dungeons tomorrow or whatever. If it's winter and there's snow I go out and roll around half-naked.

I'm lazy. Sometimes I have to cheat myself into working. I hardly ever keep my promises (working promises and deadline promises mostly). And I'm always late. I was late for all of my exams this year. People eventually get used to it. What's funny - I don't.

you think that I'm just a fool with a glittering shell who thinks high of himself. And if you like surprises.

Or if you bought them damn tickets. Then that's my job, as an actor and a cartoonist. Over.