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Yapalator

30 F Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
What I’m doing with my life
During the day, I take pictures of shiny things in a dark corner all by myself. After work, I frequent my favorite restaurants/bars like it's a part-time job. On the weekends, I may partake in an intense hunt for mid-century modern side tables and decor, or a local dance party that does NOT play Top 40. I also love brunch... so much that I schedule my weekends around it.
I’m really good at
Organization, patience, and ping-pong. Making spiced cranberry sauce from scratch, criticism, and Bananagrams. Proofreading, empathy, and spontaneity.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, probably. Or whatever stupid face I happen to be making.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pollyanna, 1984, Ender's Game, Edward Weston's Daybooks.

I Heart Huckabees, Little Miss Sunshine, Drive, Cabin in the Woods, most Wes Anderson and Sofia Coppola movies.

I don't have a television, so I don't watch shows...

CHVRCHES, Lorde, Grimes...
Black Keys, Sleigh Bells, Vampire Weekend, Metric, and the like.
Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Etta James, etc.

Fish tacos. Watergate salad. And the maple ricotta cornbread from Philco.
The six things I could never do without
I don't need that many things. Water, chocolate, and my laptop (the past six years of my life are on there).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Traveling abroad. My future tiny house in the woods.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out how to go out without having to wait for a table, drinks, fight my way through people, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am so tired of dating. I want to find a perma-friend.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are not religious.
You don't have/want kids.
You are happy with yourself.
You don't believe in marriage.
You will always ask me what I want to drink when we go out.
AND (yes, you should meet all of the criteria) you think we might have fun together.