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Yar-tastic

25 M Westwego, LA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a single man looking for a woman to call my own. I have a full time job, and I enjoy my work. I work retail in Metairie. I live on the West bank and work on the East. I play video games and love to use them as my pass time. I mostly play World of Warcraft, and started playing League. Though my other tastes in games do vary, I spend most of my time on the computer. I enjoy taking computers apart and rebuilding them as well. I love movies, just about any genre though the new horror movies are just horrible in my eyes. I love music as much as any other person, though I prefer rock and metal. I cant stand listening to the radio because it's almost nothing but garbage, and I cant stand most rap. I have one tattoo, though I would love to get more just more pressing things demand my money. My ears are pierces and gauged, and my tongue pierced as well. I'm a bit of heavy set guy, what can I say? I love food.

Now for what I'm looking for. I'm looking for someone that can accept me for me, but then again we're all looking for that. I want someone I can talk to about anything. I'm not looking for a street tramp that cant speak proper English. If you cant manage to talk like a respectable person, I don't want anything to do with you. I don't mind if you have kids, I don't have any. I don't mind if you smoke, I've quit in the last few months. I don't want someone that does drugs, and I cant stand the smell of weed.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working in an auto-parts store and living life. Searching around for friends and people to hang out with.

But aside from that, I've recently changed the way I eat to drop some of this weight I've accumulated over the years. I'm wishing I could eat the things I want, but must wait for the betterment of myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at memorizing movie lines and quoting them at the appropriate time in real life situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either my Batman gauges or my bottle opener ring.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by R.A. Salvatore.

Movies: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, Clerks 2, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Mr. Nice Guy, Who am I?, Tropic Thunder, Batman, Ironman, Die Hard, Daredevil, Jurassic Park, Team America World Police, Street Fighter, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Underworld, Back to the Future (all 3), and many more movies. That's just from the top of my head, I don't have my stacks and stacks of DVDs to go through right now. So to narrow it down, anything that'll make me laugh is good.

Shows: Supernatural, Dr. Who, Sons of Anarchy, Naruto, One Piece, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Arrow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Vampire Dieries, The Originals, and many more of the like.

Music: Wednesday 13, Slipknot, Cradle Of Filth, Linkin Park, Kittie, KoRn, H.I.M., Iron Maiden, Blind Guardian, System Of A Down, 3 Doors Down, Apocalyptica, Blink-182, Breaking Benjamin, Children Of Bodem, Crossfade, Dope, Franz Ferdinand, Good Charlotte, Gorilliaz, Ill Nino, In Flames, Insane Clown Posse, Killswitch Engaged, Lamb Of God, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Muderdolls, Mudvayne, My Chemical Romance, Otep, Foo Fighters, Papa Roach, Powerman 5000, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Seether, Shinedown, Smile Empty Soul, Static-X, Stone Sour, Sum 41, Taproot, Electric Six, Twiztid, Kottonmouth Kings, Dir En Grey, The Agony Scene, Alien Ant Farm, All That Remains, Amon Amarth, Arch Enemy, Audioslave, The Offspring, The X-Ecutioners, Three Days Grace, Toby Keith, Vampire Moose, Weird Al, Lil Whyte, Three 6 Mafia, Tech N9ne, Techno, Japanese Music, and so much more!

Food: Sushi, steak, burgers, just food in general really.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Technology, electricity, music, my bed, movies, and food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A bunch of random things. How are things going to happen today? Random songs and piecing them together with one another. Also how women will put they aren't looking for sex but they post up pictures with lots of cleavage or them dressed like a slut.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work, followed by a trip home and the rest of the night on the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I am unrealisticly shy and hate making first contact. Mostly because anytime I try, it comes out like crap and I feel like an idiot.
You should message me if
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If you wanna talk. I'm always happy to meet new people. Also if you know how to talk, not talk like an idiot raised on the street.