I am a Ukrainian/German-American hailing from the lovely state of
Connecticut. Originally a country boy, I've found life in the city
to be a whole lotsa fun. I moved to NYC five years ago for the
prestigious Hunter College (don't laugh) and the hope of bigger and
better things. Currently, I am sleeping in, trying to juggle a
happy-go-lucky life, and living from paycheck to paycheck. Fun
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to save the world. But, seeing as how I'm not a superhero
(yet), I'm just trying to make it through school while having an
interesting and fulfilling life. If I were to answer honestly I'd
have to say furiously masturbating and eating hummus. (Not at the
same time) I like to pretend my life is a movie.
I’m really good at
Playing pandora, not knowing what to order, being a good friend,
losing my keys phone and wallet, showing up late, crossword
puzzles, cooking, motivating myself, making margaritas, napping,
procrastinating, remembering insignificant facts, and trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor and what some might mistake for charm, but, if I
had to seriously pick one I'd probably have to say my eyes. I have
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Oasis, The Verve, Keane, Radiohead, The Killers, Train,
Jimmy Eat World, Muse, U2, The Fratellis, The Raconteurs, Jet, The
Bravery, Weezer, Coldplay, The Strokes, MGMT, Pearl Jam, Goo Goo
Dolls, Matchbox 20, Queen, Depeche Mode, Franz Ferdinand, Gwen
Stefani, Modest Mouse, The Cure, The Beatles, Dire Straits, Chili
Peppers, Eric Clapton, Elton John, Billy Joel, and more.
Books: Harry Potter!
Food: I take real milk in my coffee, not soy water.
TV Shows: Stargate SG1, Breaking Bad, Life On Mars (BBC), Jeopardy,
Futurama, The Late Late Show, Fringe, Sherlock (BBC), Farscape,
SPARTACUS, DOWNTON ABBEY, Extras, Idiot Abroad, CALIFORNICATION, Up
All Night, Arrested Development, Archer, Scrubs, The Office, Curb
Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny, Quantum Leap, Louie, Wilfred,
Workaholics, GAME OF THRONES, Eastbound & Down, Dr. Who, and
Lately: Torchwood, Arrow, and Firefly. I gave Revolution an honest
try (I really wanted to like it) but it just sucks.
The six things I could never do without
Not necessarily in order. I know it's not exactly 6, but screw the
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Crocodiles! I'm absolutely fascinated by them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out for a drink, cooking dinner, catching up on my TV shows, or
working. I don't have a typical Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a toddler, I used to eat earthworms from my mother's
garden, but that doesn't really count. I guess the most private
thing that I'm willing to admit is "The Notebook" and "Finding
Neverland" made me cry... don't judge me. Also, not that I'm
embarrassed of this, but I love infomercials.
You should message me if
You are opinionated, down to earth, and make yourself laugh. Also,
feel free to message me if I sound somewhat intriguing, or if we
have a decent enemy rating.