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Yarkopcyk

24 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), French (Poorly), Ukrainian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a Ukrainian/German-American hailing from the lovely state of Connecticut. Originally a country boy, I've found life in the city to be a whole lotsa fun. I moved to NYC five years ago for the prestigious Hunter College (don't laugh) and the hope of bigger and better things. Currently, I am sleeping in, trying to juggle a happy-go-lucky life, and living from paycheck to paycheck. Fun stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to save the world. But, seeing as how I'm not a superhero (yet), I'm just trying to make it through school while having an interesting and fulfilling life. If I were to answer honestly I'd have to say furiously masturbating and eating hummus. (Not at the same time) I like to pretend my life is a movie.
I’m really good at
Playing pandora, not knowing what to order, being a good friend, losing my keys phone and wallet, showing up late, crossword puzzles, cooking, motivating myself, making margaritas, napping, procrastinating, remembering insignificant facts, and trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor and what some might mistake for charm, but, if I had to seriously pick one I'd probably have to say my eyes. I have blue eyeballs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Oasis, The Verve, Keane, Radiohead, The Killers, Train, Jimmy Eat World, Muse, U2, The Fratellis, The Raconteurs, Jet, The Bravery, Weezer, Coldplay, The Strokes, MGMT, Pearl Jam, Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox 20, Queen, Depeche Mode, Franz Ferdinand, Gwen Stefani, Modest Mouse, The Cure, The Beatles, Dire Straits, Chili Peppers, Eric Clapton, Elton John, Billy Joel, and more.

Books: Harry Potter!

Food: I take real milk in my coffee, not soy water.

Movies: Lots...

TV Shows: Stargate SG1, Breaking Bad, Life On Mars (BBC), Jeopardy, Futurama, The Late Late Show, Fringe, Sherlock (BBC), Farscape, SPARTACUS, DOWNTON ABBEY, Extras, Idiot Abroad, CALIFORNICATION, Up All Night, Arrested Development, Archer, Scrubs, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny, Quantum Leap, Louie, Wilfred, Workaholics, GAME OF THRONES, Eastbound & Down, Dr. Who, and New Girl.

Lately: Torchwood, Arrow, and Firefly. I gave Revolution an honest try (I really wanted to like it) but it just sucks.
The six things I could never do without
Not necessarily in order. I know it's not exactly 6, but screw the rules:
-Naps
-Whiskey ginger
-Wine
-Lobster rolls
-Good beer
-Iced coffee
-Q-tips
-Meat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Crocodiles! I'm absolutely fascinated by them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out for a drink, cooking dinner, catching up on my TV shows, or working. I don't have a typical Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a toddler, I used to eat earthworms from my mother's garden, but that doesn't really count. I guess the most private thing that I'm willing to admit is "The Notebook" and "Finding Neverland" made me cry... don't judge me. Also, not that I'm embarrassed of this, but I love infomercials.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are opinionated, down to earth, and make yourself laugh. Also, feel free to message me if I sound somewhat intriguing, or if we have a decent enemy rating.