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YayInternetLol

24 M Portland, ME

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm Mike. I like to have fun and do awesome things.

I like music things. I play accordion, banjo, ukulele, trumpet, piano, and some other instruments.

I like outside things, too. I've climbed all of the 4000-foot mountains in the northeast, and have quite a few miles of canoe and kayak paddling behind (and hopefully in front of) me. I enjoy anything from a 25-mile sunrise-to-sunset mountain hike to a camping trip with cases of beer by a lake. I also like golf and Frisbee.

Oh, and I enjoy inside things, too. Like video games and roommate time. I freakin' love burritos. And pizza. And beer.
What I’m doing with my life
I was born and raised in Midcoast Maine, then went to school in Potsdam, NY, which was awesome. I took an internship at school and one in the Oregon Outback (yes, there's a desert in Oregon) playing with fish and I loved it. When I graduated, I took a job with growth possibilities near a bunch of my friends in Albany, NY.

About a year into the Albany experiment, my friends started leaving, many of my coworkers left, the coworkers that were remaining were getting screamed at for doing our jobs, I found myself working 60+hour weeks for a solid 4-month period and I grew tired of living in the sprawling concrete grundle between Boston and NYC that Albany is. So after another year of soul searching, I woke up one day, laughed at how I was doing nothing that I wanted to do aaaaand I quit my job.

And then I moved to Portland, a city that actually has a music scene, people that smile, and a community identity. Within 2 weeks I found a job at an engineering startup. Outside of work, I play out at open mics, run around the woods, and do other stuff.

Other than that, beach and naps and hangin' out with gramma.
I’m really good at
living in a tent
wizard staff
makin' pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: EB White

movies: Muppet Treasure Island.

shows: spongebob, phineas and ferb, archer, superjail, workaholics, adventure time, regular show, sports

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY

food: candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup.
The six things I could never do without
a mountain of burritos
real mountains
the ocean
nyan cat
glitter
bath salts
On a typical Friday night I am
1) laughing in a pile of my friends following a bad night at the bar/ a beer pong dispute/ a naked lap or
2) sleeping in my car waiting to go on some wilderness adventure
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have Thomas the Tank Engine pillow cases
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're fun and cute and adorable and you would like to take all of the furniture in the apartment and make a fort that we can eat burritos in while we watch cartoons.

...OR if you wanna go play in the woods

...OR if you wanna chug some 40s and Franzia and go to the classy establishment of Bubba's Sulky Lounge.

Please include cute animal .gifs :3