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25 M Portland, ME

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:49pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm Mike. I like to have fun and do awesome things.

I like music things. I play accordion, banjo, ukulele, trumpet, piano, and some other instruments.

I like outside things, too. I've climbed all of the 4000-foot mountains in the northeast, and have quite a few miles of canoe and kayak paddling behind (and hopefully in front of) me. I enjoy anything from a 25-mile sunrise-to-sunset mountain hike to a camping trip with cases of beer by a lake. I also like golf and Frisbee.

Oh, and I enjoy inside things, too. Like video games and roommate time. I freakin' love burritos. And pizza. And beer.
What I’m doing with my life
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I was born and raised in Midcoast Maine, then went to school in Potsdam, NY, which was awesome. I took an internship at school and one in the Oregon Outback (yes, there's a desert in Oregon) playing with fish and I loved it. When I graduated, I took a job with growth possibilities near a bunch of my friends in Albany, NY.

About a year into the Albany experiment, my friends started leaving, many of my coworkers left, the coworkers that were remaining were getting screamed at for doing our jobs, I found myself working 60+hour weeks for a solid 4-month period and I grew tired of living in the sprawling concrete grundle between Boston and NYC that Albany is. So after another year of soul searching, I woke up one day, laughed at how I was doing nothing that I wanted to do aaaaand I quit my job.

And then I moved to Portland, a city that actually has a music scene, people that smile, and a community identity. Within 2 weeks I found a job at an engineering startup. Outside of work, I play out at open mics, run around the woods, and do other stuff.

Other than that, beach and naps and hangin' out with gramma.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
living in a tent
wizard staff
makin' pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes
The first things people usually notice about me
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my tantalizing bosom
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: EB White

movies: Muppet Treasure Island.

shows: spongebob, phineas and ferb, archer, superjail, workaholics, adventure time, regular show, sports, rick and morty


food: candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a mountain of burritos
real mountains
the ocean
nyan cat
bath salts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what the fuck is a "curvy" body type?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
1) laughing in a pile of my friends following a bad night at the bar/ a beer pong dispute/ a naked lap or
2) sleeping in my car waiting to go on some wilderness adventure
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have Thomas the Tank Engine pillow cases
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you're fun and cute and adorable and you would like to take all of the furniture in the apartment and make a fort that we can eat burritos in while we watch cartoons.

...OR if you wanna go play in the woods

...OR if you wanna chug some 40s and Franzia and go to the classy establishment of Bubba's Sulky Lounge.

Please include cute animal .gifs :3