Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just a guy named Mike looking for someone who likes frogs, clowns,
puppets, trains, kazoo parades, hacky sacks, and The Wire.
I'm an environmental and civil engineer at a new company in
Portland, saving the planet through stormwater treatment and
I like outside things ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ. I've climbed all of the 4000-foot
mountains in the northeast and most of the New England AT, and have
quite a few miles of canoe and kayak paddling behind me. I enjoy
anything from a 25-mile sunrise-to-sunset mountain hike to a
camping trip with cases of beer by a lake. I also like golf and
Frisbee. I'm usually outside at least one full weekend a
I'm in like a dozen community organizations; I administer a few
scholarships, run some charity events, teach some merit badges, run
my local college alumni association, am a land preserve steward,
and run Maine's clean water young professionals group.
I like music things as well. I play accordion, banjo, ukulele,
trumpet, and piano. I've played in a few bands and a musical
Oh, and I enjoy inside things, too. Like video games, board games,
tea dates with my grammie, and roommate time.
...basically, here's a list of all the shit I do, so you now have
like 80 things to talk to me about. Find one you like and start the
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Oh wait, you're still reading this? You should probably just flip
to the photos section to make sure I'm at least moderately
attractive according to your standards.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
living in a tent
makin' pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Sometimes, I'll eat an entire bag of candy. Sometimes, I'll eat an
entire bag of spinach. Most of the time, it's burritos.
I like music that isn't bad.
And then I watch Adventure Time and Comedy Bang Bang for 4 hours
until I fall asleep.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
probably some pizza
maybe another burrito
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
OK Cupid is terrible and makes me want to barf.
6 of my friends and I drank some scotch and PBR and created OKC
profiles one night a few years ago. The answers to the questions on
this page are likely irrelevant and outdated, because we stayed up
until 4 AM answering 800 questions, and I really don't care enough
to review them for relevance.
Please stop reviewing/questioning these responses, none of them
matter, and they're all dumb anyway.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
1) laughing in a pile of my friends following a bad night at the
bar/ a beer pong dispute/ a naked lap or
2) sleeping in my car waiting to go on some wilderness
3) burrito coma
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have Thomas the Tank Engine pillow cases.
Also, I fart sometimes.
You should message me if
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you floss your teeth regularly.
You're a strong-willed feminist who knows how incredibly fucking
awesome you are, and you're simply looking for a similarly
incredibly fucking awesome dude to hang out with. Bonus points if
you're fun and cute and adorable and you would like to take all of
the furniture in the apartment and make a fort that we can eat
burritos in while we watch cartoons.
...Or if you're Kristen Schaal.
...OR if you wanna go play in the woods ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
...OR if you wanna chug some 40s and Franzia and go to Bubba's
Please include cute animal .gifs =＾● ⋏ ●＾= :D desu desu desu
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