Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Harro, world! I'm Mike.
I like outside things. I've climbed all of the 4000-foot mountains
in the northeast, and have quite a few miles of canoe and kayak
paddling behind me. I enjoy anything from a 25-mile
sunrise-to-sunset mountain hike to a camping trip with cases of
beer by a lake. I also like golf and Frisbee.
I like music things as well. I play accordion, banjo, ukulele,
trumpet, and piano.
Oh, and I enjoy inside things, too. Like video games and roommate
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Oh wait, you're still reading this? Yeah, there's a lot of words on
this page, so before you keep going you should probably just flip
to the photos section of this page to make sure I'm at least
moderately attractive before you waste more of your time with a
wall of text.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
living in a tent
makin' pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sometimes, I'll eat an entire bag of candy. Sometimes, I'll eat an
entire bag of spinach. Most of the time, it's burritos.
And then I watch Adventure Time and Comedy Bang Bang for 4 hours
until I fall asleep.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
probably some pizza
maybe another burrito
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
OK Cupid is terrible and makes me want to barf. But hey, I'm still
here, yeah? Probably out of boredom and fear of loneliness.
6 of my friends and I drank some scotch and PBR and created OKC
profiles one night a few years ago. The answers to the questions on
this page are likely irrelevant and outdated, because we stayed up
until 4 AM answering 800 questions, and I really don't care enough
to review them for relevance.
I'd like to know how many girls were off-put by my drunkenly,
half-assed questions, and just gave up on my account because I
missed the correct answer to something that completely means
nothing at all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
1) laughing in a pile of my friends following a bad night at the
bar/ a beer pong dispute/ a naked lap or
2) sleeping in my car waiting to go on some wilderness
3) burrito coma
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have Thomas the Tank Engine pillow cases.
Also, I fart sometimes.
You should message me if
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you're fun and cute and adorable and you would like to take all of
the furniture in the apartment and make a fort that we can eat
burritos in while we watch cartoons.
Or if you're Kristen Schaal.
...OR if you wanna go play in the woods
...OR if you wanna chug some 40s and Franzia and go to Bubba's
Please include cute animal .gifs :3 :D desu desu desu
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