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YayInternetLol

25 M Portland, ME

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:08am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Mike. I like to have fun and do awesome things.

I like music things. I play accordion, banjo, ukulele, trumpet, piano, and some other instruments.

I like outside things, too. I've climbed all of the 4000-foot mountains in the northeast, and have quite a few miles of canoe and kayak paddling behind (and hopefully in front of) me. I enjoy anything from a 25-mile sunrise-to-sunset mountain hike to a camping trip with cases of beer by a lake. I also like golf and Frisbee.

Oh, and I enjoy inside things, too. Like video games and roommate time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was born and raised in Midcoast Maine, then went to school in Potsdam, NY, which was awesome. I took an internship at school and one in the Oregon Outback (yes, there's a desert in Oregon) playing with fish and I loved it. When I graduated, I took a job with growth possibilities near a bunch of my friends in Albany, NY... but that eventually became life draining, so I bailed, and now I'm in Portland, a city that actually has a music scene, people that smile, and a community identity. Within 2 weeks I found a job at an engineering startup.

Outside of work, I play out at open mics, run around the woods, and do other stuff.

Other than that, I do some volunteer work around the area, go to the beach, and hang out with my 80-year-old cat-loving meme.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
living in a tent
wizard staff
makin' pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my tantalizing bosom
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: EB White

movies: Muppet Treasure Island.

shows: spongebob, phineas and ferb, archer, superjail, workaholics, adventure time, regular show, sports, rick and morty

music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55nPvFUR8pc

food: candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a burrito
mountains
the ocean
bubbles
probably some pizza
maybe another burrito
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
6 of my friends and I drank some scotch and PBR and created OKC profiles one night a few years ago. The answers to the questions on this page are likely irrelevant and outdated, because we stayed up until 4 AM answering 800 questions, and I really don't care enough to review them for relevance.

I'd like to know how many girls were off-put by my drunkenly, half-assed questions, and just gave up on my account because I missed the correct answer to something that completely means nothing at all.

But honestly, I pretty much use this site to message ladies with halfway attractive pictures that either:
a) are rather outdoorsy
b) are into dat music scene
c) mention burritos and pizza at least 8 times
d) have kittens and puppies in their photos
e) just have that zany aura of fun around them
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
1) laughing in a pile of my friends following a bad night at the bar/ a beer pong dispute/ a naked lap or
2) sleeping in my car waiting to go on some wilderness adventure
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have Thomas the Tank Engine pillow cases
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're fun and cute and adorable and you would like to take all of the furniture in the apartment and make a fort that we can eat burritos in while we watch cartoons.

...OR if you wanna go play in the woods

...OR if you wanna chug some 40s and Franzia and go to the classy establishment of Bubba's Sulky Lounge.

Please include cute animal .gifs :3 :D desu desu desu