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25 Portland, ME Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
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Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Harro! I'm Mike, and I'm fun :3

I like outside things. I've climbed all of the 4000-foot mountains in the northeast, and have quite a few miles of canoe and kayak paddling behind (and hopefully in front of) me. I enjoy anything from a 25-mile sunrise-to-sunset mountain hike to a camping trip with cases of beer by a lake. I also like golf and Frisbee.

I like music things as well. I play accordion, banjo, ukulele, trumpet, and piano.

Oh, and I enjoy inside things, too. Like video games and roommate time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
living in a tent
wizard staff
makin' pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes
The first things people usually notice about me
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my tantalizing bosom
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: EB White

movies: Muppet Treasure Island.

shows: Cartoons!


food: candy, candy canes, candy corn and syrup.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a burrito
the ocean
probably some pizza
maybe another burrito
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
6 of my friends and I drank some scotch and PBR and created OKC profiles one night a few years ago. The answers to the questions on this page are likely irrelevant and outdated, because we stayed up until 4 AM answering 800 questions, and I really don't care enough to review them for relevance.

I'd like to know how many girls were off-put by my drunkenly, half-assed questions, and just gave up on my account because I missed the correct answer to something that completely means nothing at all.

But honestly, I pretty much use this site to message ladies with halfway attractive pictures that either:
a) are rather outdoorsy
b) are into dat music scene
c) mention burritos and pizza at least 8 times
d) have kittens and puppies in their photos
e) seem fun :3
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
1) laughing in a pile of my friends following a bad night at the bar/ a beer pong dispute/ a naked lap or
2) sleeping in my car waiting to go on some wilderness adventure
3) burrito coma
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have Thomas the Tank Engine pillow cases
You should message me if
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you're fun and cute and adorable and you would like to take all of the furniture in the apartment and make a fort that we can eat burritos in while we watch cartoons.

Or if you're Lizzy Caplan.

...OR if you wanna go play in the woods

...OR if you wanna chug some 40s and Franzia and go to the classy establishment of Bubba's Sulky Lounge.

Please include cute animal .gifs :3 :D desu desu desu

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