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YayTajikistan

29 M Carlsbad, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Update: Probably not going to be on here too much for a while. Thinking it's just time for a sabbatical; going to take a few months to introspect, pontificate, and take care of a few things that are bigger than dating.

As always, feel free to message if you're up for a chat, I can never have enough friends :D.

I'm personality driven; I love getting to know people. You've got to be passionate about something, no matter how dull you think it might appear to others. Also I just found out today AT&T thinks I'm a "valued customer," so there's a ringing endorsement from one of the world's largest companies.

I do have a little bit of that Southern gentleman thing going on, but not in the "women are weak and need to be constantly helped" sense.

I work as a manager and web scripter/programmer for the Southeastern Conference. It's kind of odd that I work in sports; even though I work out and I like sports, I'm really a nerd at heart: I'm into Doctor Who, Red Dwarf, comic books, and reading astronomy papers for fun. My work gets hectic around football season but it's really rewarding and I love all the logic challenges that crop up.

I'm a very light and not entirely serious person who loves abstract and deadpan comedy. Bob Newhart, Noel Fielding, Patton Oswalt, Julie Klausner, I'd say they're in my top ten - and my ideal night is the night where you just can't stop laughing, because those are the memorable ones.

I'm really blessed to have the people in my life that are in my life. But if I have a tragic fault, it's that I'm selfish and I just want to know more. If you think the same way, we should be in touch.
What I’m doing with my life
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I love working out - I've got a small home gym, and try to do about 6 miles of jogging daily and some lifting every other day, plus some Sweatin' To The Oldies.

I bought a horse about a year ago with my best friend; a former racehorse named Honeypot, she was adorable and I couldn't say no, though I only get to see her when I take trips to Dallas.

Job and employment wise: I'm really passionate about my job, but if it's not your cup of tea, I've got a life outside of it that I can keep you entertained with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Making up lyrics to instrumental tunes. (I think I still have the lyrics I made up to Sonic the Hedgehog back in the day scrawled in a notebook someplace back at the childhood homestead).

- Limbo, seriously. I might be a little out of practice, but I have won numerous competitions.

- Bachata, or any kind of latin dance really.

- Identifying different types of vinegar by smell. Never said it had to be useful.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My uncanny similarity to Steve Urkel. Except for the high pitched voice, the lankiness, the face, the hair, the glasses, the suspenders, and my not being black, we're practically twins.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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These sections people just skip over I think, but I pretty much read everything. A friend of mine moved away and he had boxes of books that he was going to pitch. They now reside in my office and I will try to get through all of them eventually. I can't wait to read Confederacy of Dunces again.

Bob's Burgers is the only thing I watch on live TV anymore, but I'll watch a lot of stuff on Netflix. I have a soft part for the Law & Orders, Perry Mason, Dragnet, all those fun crime dramas.

Music: Oingo Boingo, Michael Jackson, Björk, Lady Gaga, Alice in Chains, Stan Rogers, Queen, Rolling Stones, anything funk.

Food: I love to cook, here's my "last week I made this" list that is woefully out of date now:

Goulash
Smoked salmon with scrambled eggs on a toasted croissant
Broccoli soup
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could probably drop everything if I had to and move to Yukon and build a house out of snow (which is something I genuinely know how to do), so I can pretty much do without.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in or out or at the in n out
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I didn't know "zillion" was a made up number until I was about.... 22?

I thought it came after trillion!
You should message me if
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You've no problem reaching out to a guy first. Seriously, if you visit my profile 14 times, I'm not going to message you to ask what's up, you should leave a note.