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YazooStScandal

28 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Nights at Film Forum. Food. Patios that stay open past eleven. Music / books / esoterica. Sweatshop BK. Planting plants that require little to no care.

I have an infectious laugh.

I want to find a way to spend six months traversing some body of water on a slow-moving boat without completely abandoning my life in NYC.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Balancing work, art, and weekends. Weekends always win.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have freakishly exact recall. Most of my memory consists of Seinfeld and Simpsons references, however.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The beard? Also my eyes, if I'm wearing blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Poetry -- Vallejo, Stevens, Donnelly, Jeff Clarke, Ashbery,Katy Lederer, Lundy-Martin, Plath, Michaux, Robyn Schiff, Ben Lerner, and a longer list of people who have been dead for quite some time now.

Movies -- Entirely taken with the work of Leos Carax. Kieslowski, typically anything criterion. I also think "The Master" is potentially the greatest American film of the past decade. And in no particular order, much-loved films from my childhood: Point Break, anything Tarentino, The Fifth Element, Commando (for the comedy factor), yes, most things by the Farrelly Brothers, Vampires (John Carpenter's)

Prose -- Cortazar, Carver, Bataille, Pessoa, Bolano, Barthelme, Borges, Duras, Isherwood, Coetzee
Maggie Nelson, Musil, anything Didion, Kafka, etc.

Music -- I only talk music in person.

TV -- anything HBO (Go)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, sunrise, good reads, time at my desk, time on the road, beaches, a good mattress, spotify premium.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
WWYD?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dinner drinks music. Music drinks morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People still have private lives?
You should message me if
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Tell me an offensive joke.