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YcantWeBFriendz

25 Gresham, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Are you tired of boring guys? Tired of people that cannot carry a conversation, obviously only want to have sex with you, and frankly aren't that good looking to begin with?

Well I don't think I'm boring, unattractive or difficult to speak with, but what do you think? I also have interests that extend beyond your sexuality and I want to get to know a person before we go any further.

I'm past the super super immature part of my life and I'm preparing for the next phase of adulthood and eventually fatherhood. I'm developing my professional portfolio so that I'll be able to afford a family. Looking forward to that! Also looking forward to having a dog. If everything else looks good, and you think that I'd be perfect for you, EXCEPT you don't like dogs, you should probably message someone else :-) no offense meant.

I'm a freethinking atheist with a great deal of theological knowledge. I've been a professional electrician, martial arts instructor, art instructor, carpet cleaner, dorm cleaner, video producer, insurance agent, customer service representative, tutor, pharmaco-linguistics lab researcher, bouncer at downtown nightclub, and a clerk at a fabric store all before turning 25. I'm currently the operations manager for a very successful insurance agency.

Now comes the REAL question: Do I "talk white?" In short, yes. I am very comfortable speaking a more relaxed dialect (more commonly called Black English Vernacular) but I can only speak BEV with other black people. The rest of the time I'm told I sound like a white college professor. Thank god I LOOK like a young brown guy. And in case you're interested, I'm 50% Black and 50% German.

I LIKE VIDEO GAMES. If this is a problem for you then I'm sorry, but I like interactive entertainment and studies show that it's way better for adults and children than television. Most of the skills that got me to where I am today came from video games and it actually gives me something of an edge over a lot of other people in my business because they're usually older and have never had the opportunity to simulate entire economies at massive scales before. Thankfully I have and so profit and loss calculations, staffing, resource allocation, return on investment, and a lot of other business concepts came to me quite easily and naturally.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Operations manager for an insurance agency.

My current professional goal is to get my annual income up to at least 50k. I'm paid on a combination of salary and commission so I won't need to wait for a raise to accomplish this.

My current personal goal is to find myself a girlfriend/wife. It's that time in my life and I would like to meet someone if someone is about.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff. I'm good at a few things, but who isn't?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My personality isn't captured by a picture. I know that's a dangerous thing to say in a forum where your picture is basically your only currency to attract attention, but I feel like it's a necessary admission.

Although HONESTLY,... I think that people are surprised because I think people bring a lot of race expectations when they meet me. Don't do this and I think we'll get along famously :-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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How to Create a Mind, Calvin and Hobbes (naturally), the Boondocks, The West Wing, Dr. Who, Attack on Titan, Hunter x Hunter (yes I'm putting anime in here, judge me), Star Trek (all of them except TOS), Burn After Reading, V for Vendetta, The Holiday, Disney Princess Movies (because I'd like to raise a strong daughter one day and the drawing is second to none), Wall-E, Log Horizon, Sword Art Online,... better throw some books in so they don't think I watch too much anime... What to Expect During the Toddler Years, Brian Tracy, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Ender's Game, Uncle Tom's Cabin, Mark Twain (because I'd like to raise a clever boy like Tom Sawyer one day, but I hope he has the heart of Huck Finn), The Art of War...

I could go on but let's be honest, you stopped reading a while ago. How about we just talk about it?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Work, art, debate, love, a friend.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get better at things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lounging in my house making delicious food and drinking good wine with good company and good music playing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've made public admissions of private matters before. It turned out so well that I'm not going to do it again.
You should message me if
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You'd like to meet up and do a thing at some point.