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YeOldeGoat

69 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 65–73
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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##Brunehilde, the romantic Svede, sez.... YeOldeGoat looks purty spiffy in his new suit. Prunehilde, Brunehilde's tvin sister from 'up by Fargo,' thinks the goattails are cool. Fer sure. http://www.imagesup.net/?di=4141005887213 ( 9-6-14)
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##Prunehilde, Brunehilde's tvin sister, opines .... YOG has a date with a jail bird, the Iowa State Fair Butter Cow. She is a jail bird since she is in the cooler. (8-10-14)
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##Zelda Frimm, noter of note, notes....
Goat clicked his hooves with glee when he found his favorite breakfast cereal at the grocery store: http://i.imgur.com/1SAsMXr.jpg (6-18-14)
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##Brunehilde, the romantic Svede, sez....
Some say Goat is right brained. Others say he is left brained. Guess what....he is hare-brained. Yah, you betcha. (6-3-14)
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##Prunehilde opines.... YeOldeGoat must like eggs. He lays one often.
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##Zelda Frimm, noter of note, notes.... YOG is going to spend some time on Valentine's Day in the igloo out back watching polar bears go by paw-in-paw in search of a dumpster to share. PB's prefer dumpster-diving over sitting for hours on a bucket in sub-zero temperatures on wind-swept White Bear Lake near St. Paul waiting for a fish to appear in a hole chopped in the ice while risking being run over by a snowmobiler who has caught too many bottle bass.
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##Zelda Frimm, noter of note, notes.... Goat was upset when the local gendarmes rounded up his cousins. They were found guilty of disodorly conduct and sent to the pen.
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##Garrulous Goat Gang cast of characters:
1) Brunehilde, the romantic Svede
2) Prunehilde, Brunehilde's tvin sister
3) Maudlin Jumpstart, the X-rated whee girl who is never
allowed to speak
4) Zelda Frimm, noter of note, who always notes
5) Kaiser Bill's batgirl, a relic leftover from WW1
6) Col. Cluster, a loser
7) Mr. Mousepants, stud muffin emeritus

BASICS:

*Marital status: widower( after 33 wonderful and way too few years)
*Children: none
*Baggage: none except American Tourister
*Ht: 5-8
*Wt: 130( scrawny...have to run around in the shower to get wet)
*Hair: brown turning gray
*Appearance: homlier than a mud fence after a hard rain
*Humor: dry and droll
*Sociability: can mingle comfortably with the elite effete at a high brow Guthrie fundraiser or the moribund at a certain NE Mpls bar
( a dive where the drinks are cheap and life is cheaper)
*IQ: 133( on a good day 42 years ago...probably 50 points less now and falling fast)
*Education: BA Journ & BSEE
*Languages: English and pig latin
*Past careers: A/V training mgr( SFSD-Phx); senior tech writer
( Univac-Rsvl); comedy writer, NBC; on-air radio personality
( Twin Cities); Realtor; tunnel rat in Viet Nam
*Present career: Semi-retired, art camp founder, marketing consultant at a folk craft and learning center and a real estate consultant( specializing in land rape caused by mining) plus the pursuit of fun f-t while clicking my hooves in the pasture

Am curious, resourceful, and analytical.
What I’m doing with my life
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LIKES:

Good coffee; fine wines; SpongeBob reruns; standing rib roasts with all the accoutrements; Lebanese & So. Indian vegetarian restaurants; W. A. Frost after a snow storm; Cecil's Back Room; Emily's Lebanese Deli; Cafe Latte; Muffuleta( on the patio in summer); classical music ( esp Fr Baroque, Spanish guitar & opera); classic country music( when good and s--t kickin...bring on a rural Texas bar...hee haw); long walks in the Mn Valley NWR; camping( but not during a downpour in a leaky tent); Alfred Hitchcock; comedy noir, theatre of the absurd; Norah Jones; bluegrass music; oldies; Dave Brubeck; Monopoly; nature photography; New York Times; NPR, MPR, WPR & PBS( Doc Martin); heavy thunderstorms; tabouli; empanadas; pine nuts; kibbie; Spanish omelets; Rio Grande peppers; chess; pueblo feast days near Santa Fe; pasole; Spanish & Italian Renaisance architecture
( checkout the St Paul central library); the smell of food resulting in olfactory orgasms(oops...time to breakout the keyboard sanitizer); most food which doesn't eat me first; a good sneeze; alpacas; biophilia( horse whisperer to canines & avian hookbills); jazz; the smell of pinion pine in the fireplace; word play including, but not limited to, malaprops, alliteration, triple puns and onomatopoeia (sounds nasty); the warm fuzzies; ....whew!

MAJOR & MINOR DISLIKES:

Spam; cyberspam and hackers; toxic people; long walks on short piers; boredom; lack of communication; mosquitoes; most television( yawn); distilling preferences built up over a lifetime and putting them on a dating profile page( wandering somewhere in cyberspace); trying to put square pegs into round holes; food that tastes "just like chicken"; hip hop & rap music; clinging vines; women with low self-esteem; chirpers who like to discuss the meaning of life before morning coffee; Southwest chicken pulls
( araagh!) which often are held in mission church courtyards; being stalked by hungry catamounts while hiking near Taos, NM; dating sites which make you feel like you're on display in a meat market; dating sites with redirects to and links to advertising w/spyware causing severe angst and the utterance of fierce imprecations; "misspelings"; abbv txt msgs; the cold fuzzies; ....whew( again)!

GUIDELINES FOR RATIONAL LIVING:

***Be a friend to yourself...it just might come in handy
***Don't 'should' upon yourself...there are others who will do it for you
***Don't test the rowboat trapdoor while on open water
***It is better(certainly more fun) to be a goat than a sheep
***It is better to be loved or hated ....but never tolerated
***Always take a paddle along whenever you go up the creek
***Don't cross a bridge until you must...then find out where the water-wings are kept
***Live and let live
***Life is what you make it, good or bad
***Smile...some will smile back...some will wonder what you're up to...some won't notice...the rest won't care
***Eschew obfuscation
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
INSTANT TURNOFFS: bigotry; intolerance; avarice; duplicity; right wing reactionaries; red necks; malcontents and violence.
The first things people usually notice about me
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SUMMARY

***self description: pragmatic fantasist
***rigid tradtionalists' impression: unnerving
***favorite question: "Why?"
***favorite comment: "I'm just trying to understand."
***humor: dry, often quixotic and self directed or situationally directed
***religion: agnostic(maybe or maybe not)
***political leanings(tiltings): very liberal
***goals: 1) live to 103 and...uh...never mind & 2) be the Tea Party's worst nightmare
***passions: eco-tourism and photography
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
None.....visually, auditorily and gustorily depraved( er, deprived)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
** single malt scotch( sure beats water)
** chocolate eclairs in the feed trough
** unending supply of coffee in the watering trough
** clean socks for the hooves
** fresh corn in the supper pail
** tin cans for nighttime snacking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tilting at windmills without falling over
Waiting for Godot
Playing tiddly winks with manhole covers
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Alive and bleating!( er, breathing)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My brother's name is Billy( really).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You live in the U.S., have a positive relationship history , strong self-esteem and are not a vapid crone.