##Prunehilde, Brunehilde's tvin sister, opines .... YOG has a date with a jail bird, the Iowa State Fair Butter Cow. She is a jail bird since she is in the cooler. (8-10-14)
##Zelda Frimm, noter of note, notes....
Goat clicked his hooves with glee when he found his favorite breakfast cereal at the grocery store: http://i.imgur.com/1SAsMXr.jpg (6-18-14)
##Brunehilde, the romantic Svede, sez....
Some say Goat is right brained. Others say he is left brained. Guess what....he is hare-brained. Yah, you betcha. (6-3-14)
##Prunehilde opines.... YeOldeGoat must like eggs. He lays one often.
##Zelda Frimm, noter of note, notes.... YOG is going to spend some time on Valentine's Day in the igloo out back watching polar bears go by paw-in-paw in search of a dumpster to share. PB's prefer dumpster-diving over sitting for hours on a bucket in sub-zero temperatures on wind-swept White Bear Lake near St. Paul waiting for a fish to appear in a hole chopped in the ice while risking being run over by a snowmobiler who has caught too many bottle bass.
##Zelda Frimm, noter of note, notes.... Goat was upset when the local gendarmes rounded up his cousins. They were found guilty of disodorly conduct and sent to the pen.
##Garrulous Goat Gang cast of characters:
1) Brunehilde, the romantic Svede
2) Prunehilde, Brunehilde's tvin sister
3) Maudlin Jumpstart, the X-rated whee girl who is never
allowed to speak
4) Zelda Frimm, noter of note, who always notes
5) Kaiser Bill's batgirl, a relic leftover from WW1
6) Col. Cluster, a loser
7) Mr. Mousepants, stud muffin emeritus
*Marital status: widower( after 33 wonderful and way too few years)
*Baggage: none except American Tourister
*Wt: 130( scrawny...have to run around in the shower to get wet)
*Hair: brown turning gray
*Appearance: homlier than a mud fence after a hard rain
*Humor: dry and droll
*Sociability: can mingle comfortably with the elite effete at a high brow Guthrie fundraiser or the moribund at a certain NE Mpls bar
( a dive where the drinks are cheap and life is cheaper)
*IQ: 133( on a good day 42 years ago...probably 50 points less now and falling fast)
*Education: BA Journ & BSEE
*Languages: English and pig latin
*Past careers: A/V training mgr( SFSD-Phx); senior tech writer
( Univac-Rsvl); comedy writer, NBC; on-air radio personality
( Twin Cities); Realtor; tunnel rat in Viet Nam
*Present career: Semi-retired, art camp founder, marketing consultant at a folk craft and learning center and a real estate consultant( specializing in land rape caused by mining) plus the pursuit of fun f-t while clicking my hooves in the pasture
Am curious, resourceful, and analytical.