Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The first thing you should know is that I'm a Canadian. I'm not
sure why that's first, but it is. I'm the least kind of foreign you
can get. And I've been here for a while, so you'll hardly be able
to tell, if at all.
But I'm recently a lot more interested in my health, guitar playing
and music theory, and longboarding. I'm looking to get into rock
climbing, more travel, learning Spanish, and anything else that I
haven't thought of yet that sounds exciting.
I like hanging out in the woods or by the ocean. The outdoors are
very calming, and there's nothing quite like falling asleep under
the stars. We have a lot of them up in Canada. Way more than you
have here. We also have the elusive White Moose. It's five times
the size of a normal moose, and can eat a mountain man whole.
Stealthier than an armadillo, but angrier than a cat trying to bury
a turd in a marble floor, it's a very dangerous beast. By the way,
most of this paragraph is a fabrication. Hopefully you can tell
what's true. But if not, be careful in the woods.
Going new places is a blast, there's always so much to learn when
you travel. So far I've been to New Zealand, Spain, France, Costa
Rica, and around Canada and the States a bit. Along the way I've
been able to Bungee Jump, Zorb, cave dive, free fall, surf, and
some other neat things, I'm sure. So I like that kind of
fun-havery. I also enjoy making up words.
I'm a big fan of old cartoons, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
the old Batman series, Looney Tunes, and The Animaniacs.
That seems like a pretty decent summary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I suppose this refers to what I do for money. Right now I run
a small business that creates promotional videos for companies,
creates curriculum for a school, and is entering a new area based
around a website that encourages people to step outside their
comfort zones and be a little more bold. I'm also doing all the
things listed in the self summary with my life. Occasionally I'll
catch a documentary or some kind of unique experience in
I plan to travel the world creating some kind of documentary style
show for my site, I'm just working out the details.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at longboarding, filmmaking, guitar playing,
getting excited about things, planning way too little, playing
risk, watching looney tunes, questioning things, and balancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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No idea. I'll take suggestions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Well, I don't read a whole ton, but when I do I enjoy Kurt
Vonnegut, Chuck Pahlaniuk, and anything involving psychology and
how people work, like Flow, or Freakonomics. I'm also in the middle
of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, which is awesome so far.
Some classic movies from my childhood are Monty Python and the Holy
Grail, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Back to the Future, Kung Pow,
and Aladdin. I also like Fight Club, of course, memento is pretty
awesome, The new Batman movies are pretty epic, and there's more,
it's just hard to list them on the spot.
TV shows? It's always sunny in Philadelphia and Arrested
Development are two of my favorites.
I am a man of many musical tastes...that and there's too much to
Well, I'll just list what I don't like as far as food goes.
Potatoes. I think that's it. I try to eat as healthy as I can
though. No more deep fried butter sticks for me. Not that I've ever
actually tried one, it's just the most disgustingly fatty food I've
ever heard of. Sushi is grand. I can never get enough ginger. I
could eat ginger three meals a day. Maybe some Ginger-o's, followed
by a ginger sandwich, and some ginger fried ginger. That word is
starting to get weird.
I'm quite open to trying new everything, though. As long as a solid
amount of effort was put into something, whether it be a movie, a
meal, or a guy juggling some uncomfortable cats, I'll probably
enjoy it. Probably.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-The idea of time travel. It's a pretty radical notion.
-Bugs Bunny. He's my hero. A very clever rabbit.
-A world outside my hometown. I'm very grateful for the unending
possibilities of travel. I don't get how some people never
-Varying weather patterns. How boring it would be if it were only
ever one variety of weather.
-Halloween. Nothing like a day to look as bat shit crazy as
possible, and get away with it. Speaking of bats, I'm usually
dressed as Batman. Only on Halloween, I swear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about my work, my friends, my
family, how to improve myself and my talents, where to travel to,
and a lot of other things. I think it's important to live in the
moment though, so I try to do that as much as possible.
Occasionally, I'll try to get the whole meditation ball rolling
again, but I've never made it too far.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I hope my life is never routine enough to know what I'll be doing
every Friday night. It varies. Catching up with friends, long
boarding, checking something out in Spokane, working strange hours,
maybe working on some kind of movie project with my weird little
crew, or maybe something I haven't thought of yet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have webbed toes. Just a couple.
You should message me if
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positive outlook, you're open to new things, and you're somewhat
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