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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 17
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't even really know anymore.

I just want everybody to be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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Comedy's been a big part of my life for about a decade. Sketch comedy is the biggest part of it, but stand-up and improv are a thing too, as well as festival production. Bringing people together and putting on live comedy shows is my favorite thing. When I'm not tending to that fire, I'm generally lazy as fuck, or paying the bills with this great retail pet store job I landed with my film & video production bachelors degree.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking it too far and making it weird.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm wearing an ill-fitting sailor's outfit and chasing a duck around while screaming obscenities and falling over into a puddle while the duck gets away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Everything by Cormac McCarthy. I also love cosmic horror and military history. Right now my relationship with A Song Of Ice And Fire is unhealthy and obsessive.

Podcasts/Radio - Dan Carlin's Hardcore History, Maximum Fun, Cabin Pressure, Blue Jam, The Joe Frank Radio Hour.

Movies - A Thousand Clowns, Antichrist, Observe And Report, and Crank are some favorites.

TV Shows - Too much. MST3K, Kids in The Hall, The State, Strangers With Candy, Always Sunny and The Trailerpark Boys are old favorites. Also cartoons are very important to me. Rick and Morty, Bobs Burgers, Flapjack, Adventure Time, Home Movies, you know, the good stuff.

Music - Stoner/Psych/Doom/Punk are my bread and butter. I am crazy about Electric Wizard. If you have even heard of The Flower Travellin' Band, US Christmas, or Uncle Acid And The Deadbeats, we are already best friends.

Food - I'll pretty much eat anything except mammals cause that feels like routing against the home team.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comedy, rock n' roll, marijuana, cold winds off the water, good friends, and a project to be working on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, comedy, and my own dumb self.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anxious or dangerous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I totally wimped out on messaging you when I visited your profile, didn't I?
You should message me if
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You are angry and smart.

You like to get high and watch cartoons.

You're a socialist/feminist/pacifist/environmentalist, or in other words, not an asshole.