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YeahRightCool

26 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't even really know anymore.

I just want everybody to be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Comedy's been a big part of my life for about a decade. Sketch comedy is the biggest part of it, but stand-up and improv are a thing too, as well as festival production. Bringing crazy talented people together and putting on live comedy shows is just the best thing there is as far as I can see. When I'm not tending to that fire, I'm probably being lazy as fuck to be honest, or else I'm sweating for the man, dealing with crazy people and neglected animals at this great retail pet store job I landed with my film & video production bachelors degree. Yeah, it's all going smoothly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking it too far and making it weird.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm wearing an ill-fitting sailor's outfit and chasing a duck around while screaming obscenities and falling over into a puddle while the duck gets away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Everything by Cormac McCarthy. I also love cosmic horror and military history. Right now my relationship with A Song Of Ice And Fire is unhealthy and obsessive.

Podcasts/Radio - Dan Carlin's Hardcore History, Maximum Fun, Cabin Pressure, Blue Jam, The Joe Frank Radio Hour.

Movies - A Thousand Clowns, Antichrist, Observe And Report, and Crank are some favorites.

TV Shows - Too much. MST3K, Kids in The Hall, The State, Strangers With Candy, Always Sunny and The Trailerpark Boys are old favorites. Also cartoons are very important to me. Rick and Morty, Bobs Burgers, Flapjack, Adventure Time, Home Movies, you know, the good stuff.

Music - Stoner/Psych/Doom/Punk are my bread and butter. I am crazy about Electric Wizard. If you have even heard of The Flower Travellin' Band, US Christmas, or Uncle Acid And The Deadbeats, we are already best friends.

Food - I'll pretty much eat anything except mammals cause that feels like routing against the home team.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comedy, rock n' roll, marijuana, cold winds off the water, good friends, and a project to be working on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, comedy, and my own dumb self.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anxious or dangerous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I totally wimped out on messaging you when I visited your profile, didn't I?
You should message me if
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Your profile doesn't say anything about loving to "go on adventures"

You are angry and smart.

You like to get high and watch cartoons.