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36 M Chicago, IL

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  • Ages 23–35
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:46am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm Paul. Currently living in Chicago, but heading to L.A. in October. Gotta get out before 26 feet of snow gets dumped on me again.

I'm a professional videographer and movie-maker. I'm big on 80's horror and bad movies. I enjoy pizza and cold beer. A celebrity once called my beard "beautiful." It was a special moment.
What I’m doing with my life
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Makin' movies. I own and operate my own video production company, so I film a lot of weddings, concerts and various events. I'm also an aspiring independent filmmaker, specializing in the previously mentioned horror genre. I enjoy the entire process- writing, directing, camera work and editing among other things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being friendly and social, collaborating with others on film projects and other endeavors, eating reaaaall slowww (I'm trying to watch my figure) and doing stunt jumps in Grand Theft Auto.

In related news, if you're on XBox Live, you should add me. Gamer tag = CupCupDrinks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well, I'm pretty thin. Even though I can put away an entire Tombstone pizza by myself, my metabolism doesn't give a shit.

Alternate answer: the previously mentioned beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cash: The Autobiography by Johnny Cash
The Rum Diary by Hunter S. Thompson
If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor by Bruce Campbell

(The Good)
Eternal Sunshineof the Spotless Mind
Return of the Living Dead
Wet Hot American Summer
This Is Spinal Tap

(The Bad)
The Room It tears me apart, Lisa.
Troll 2
Plan 9 From Outer Space

(The Really Bad)
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Reel Horror
Blood Gnome
Land of the College Prophets
If you've heard of any of the Really Bad ones, consider me impressed.

The Cardigans
Hall & Oates

Daily Show/ Colbert Report
The Office
Always Sunny
Ghost Adventures
Battlestar Galactica

Foodz: (Restaurants in Chicago)
The Bad Apple
Side Street Saloon
Art of Pizza
The Taco Bell on Clybourn

Still haven't been to Kuma's.
Update: Finally went to Kuma's. Sorry... Bad Apple all the way.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet. I'm hopelessly addicted.

My group of friends. We have a lot of fun and you should come out with us sometime.

Stag beer. An obscure alcoholic beverage from southern Illinois.

Battlestar Galactica. Best show on television. Well... WAS the best show on television. I still miss it terribly.

Creativity. I'm happiest when my juices are flowing and I'm creating something. As long as it's not a baby.

Pizza. I'm a slut for pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cryonics. I fully intend to get my head frozen so I can come back to life in the future. Oh, you think I'm crazy? We'll see who's laughing in the year 2356 and who's fucking dead.

Movie ideas. I have enough projects in development to keep me busy for multiple lifetimes. Good thing I'm into Cryonics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I dunno... probably taking a bubble bath in my jacuzzi while listening to smooth jazz and reading an old sci-fi magazine from 1979. Sadly, that's not something I made up. That was last Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I want to live on the Starship Enterprise. So much that I actually recorded the ship's engine hum and looped it for 8 hours so I can sleep to it.

I rrreally should not have told you that.
You should message me if
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You want to be a co-host on my YouTube show, "Paul's Food Comparison Videos".